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Here is a giggle....
The ambassador of a small African nation chanced to
visit Russia, and was entertained by the Russian
ambassador.
For three days, the African ambassador was wined,
dined, and generally treated to the best hospitality
that Russia had to offer.
On the final day of his visit, the Russian ambassador
said "As your stay is coming to an end, it is time for
you to play our traditional game, Russian roulette.
One of the six chambers of this gun is loaded - you
spin the cylinder, point the gun at your head, and
pull the trigger."
This phased the African slightly, but he was a proud
man of a warrior people, and to show fear would be
unthinkable.
Both men took their guns, spun, and pulled the
triggers.
Both chambers were empty, and both ambassadors
breathed a sigh of relief.
The African ambassador was much impressed with the
courageous game, and thought hard about the subject
before the Russian Ambassador was due to visit his
country the next year.
When the visit came, the African ambassador treated
the Russian with all hospitality, until the final day
of his stay.
Leading him to a private room in the palace, the
African ambassador spoke "Now it is time for you to
sample our game, African roulette".
So saying, he led the Russian into the room, the only
occupants of which were six beautiful, naked women.
The African ambassador said "These women are the most
beautiful members of one of our tribes. Any one of
them will provide you with oral sex - take your pick".
The Russian was not entirely averse to this idea, but
he couldn't see the connection with Russian Roulette.
He said "Well, ok, great, but where's the roulette
part? Where's the danger?"
With a big grin on his face, the African ambassador
Answered, "One of them is a cannibal..."
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