These gave me a chuckle Enjoy!!


> >HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY?
> >You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you
> >like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she
> >should keep the chips and dip coming.
> >* Alan, age 10
> >
> >No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
> >* Kirsten, age 10
> >
> >
> >WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
> >Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
> >* Camille, age 10
> >
> >No age is good to get married at.
> >You got to be a fool to get married.
> >* Freddie, age 6
> >
> >HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
> >You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be
> >yelling at the same kids.
> >* Derrick, age 8
> >
> >WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
> >Both don't want any more kids.
> >* Lori, age 8
> >
> >WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
> >Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
> >* Lynnette, age 8
> >
> >On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that
> >usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
> >* Martin, age 10
> >
> >WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
> >I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the
newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the deadcolumns.
> >* Craig, age 9
> >
> >WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
> >When they're rich.
> >* Pam, age 7
> >
> >The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
> >* Curt, age 7
> >
> >The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should
> >marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
> >* Howard, age 8
> >
> >IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
> >I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing.
> >I'm never going to have sex with my wife.
> >I don't want to be all grossed out.
> >* Theodore, age 8
> >
> >It's better for girls to be single but not for boys.
> >Boys need someone to clean up after them.
> >* Anita, age 9
> >
> >
> >HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
> >There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
> >*Kelvin, age 8
> >
> >
> >"And the #1 Tidbit of Advice is........"
> >
> >HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
> >Tell your wife that she looks pretty,
> >even if she looks like a truck.
> >*Ricky, age 10

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cute :-p

Very cute.

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Awww to cute

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My wife and I are both in agreement with Freddie (age 6).

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i almost died when i read that last one

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I just had to laugh when I saw what Craig and Theordore had to say

And yes Santiago, that last one just made me

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Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts; they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.-Fiona Apple