02-28-2007, 04:15 PM
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Leo was right
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Little Boy Blew! He needed the money! Whoa!!!! 
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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02-28-2007, 04:16 PM
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pixie of the wood
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old motha hubbard went to the cupboard
to fetch her dog a bone.
she bent ova and rova took ova
and gave her a bone of his own
OH!
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02-28-2007, 04:18 PM
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pixie of the wood
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that ^^^ might violate pixie smut laws.  |
02-28-2007, 07:27 PM
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Loungin' Around
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I am at a perosnal energy low today
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I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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02-28-2007, 09:13 PM
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Booger Lama
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Peter Peter pussy eater
had a wife but couldn't eat her
put her in a pumpkin shell
and there he fucked her up the ass as well
whoa!!!
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it's only kinky the first time
it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun
a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand
whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart
"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell
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02-28-2007, 09:17 PM
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Missing the Angels
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Jack and Jill each went up the hill with a buck and a quarter,
Jill came down with two fifty.
OH!
Oh, I also got told today that my name was sumitted for a transfer to another store when mine closes.  |
02-28-2007, 09:34 PM
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Pixies Flirt
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Wow, and I thought that all the talk out of Boston was because Andrew Dice Clay was making a come back. Come to find out it's some pitcher for the Sawx......who's nickname is Dice-K.
Thanks for bringing up all the Dice Clay standards folks.!!
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03-01-2007, 04:36 AM
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Leo was right
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The Cedar Rapids Gazette is apparently delivered at around 3:15am.
And Soda............... 
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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03-01-2007, 08:50 AM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Peter Peter pussy eater
had a wife and couldn't eat her
put her in a pumpkin shell,
now the pumpkin smells like fish!
OH!!!
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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03-01-2007, 08:52 AM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider, he sat down beside her
He said "Hey, what's in the bowl bitch"
OHHHH!
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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03-01-2007, 08:54 AM
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Leo was right
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Hickory Dickory Dock
This bi........
Um maybe I'd best not write that one huh?
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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03-01-2007, 09:13 AM
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pixie of the wood
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Originally Posted by sodaklostsoul
Oh, I also got told today that my name was sumitted for a transfer to another store when mine closes.
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yay!!! one less worry. |
03-01-2007, 07:45 PM
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Leo was right
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Eastern Iowa
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When I look out the window I can't even see the house across the street from me because the snow is blowing so badly. 
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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.
No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac
Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."
An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"
Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus
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03-02-2007, 08:33 AM
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I make sexytime with you
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Anyways, ayyyyyfter I focked 'er.....
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I want to know everything
I want to be everywhere
I want to fuck everyone in the world
I want to do something that matters
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03-03-2007, 03:41 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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I went to go get new glasses today. I knew I needed a red and a black pair. I bought not 1, but 2 purple pairs  |
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