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Old 09-04-2001, 11:13 PM
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Talking Strange Sex Laws

Can't remember where this came from but it made me laugh :

Strange Sex Laws

1. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

2. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Makes you hope you never need surgery!)

3. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)

4. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Whoa!)

5. There are men in Guam whose full time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

6. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)

7. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

8. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)

9. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(This was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

10. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
(Is this a great country or what? ... Not as great as Guam, though!!)
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Old 09-05-2001, 05:16 AM
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Wombat,
Thanks for posting that. I laughed ..its pretty funny
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Old 09-05-2001, 03:45 PM
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great laughs

I need to move to Guam!!!!
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Old 09-05-2001, 04:26 PM
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Yet another reason to live in Maryland...

As for Guam, where do I apply?
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Old 11-12-2001, 02:53 AM
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A friend of mine was taking some kind of Marriage class.... it turns out that DOGGY STYLE is ILLEGAL in INDIANA! Guess I will have to deal with breaking the laws cause that is DEFINATELY one of my favorites!
Thought all you "fellow hoosiers" would get a giggle out of that one!!!
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