10-22-2002, 05:42 PM
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The evils of masturbation
This made me laugh... An oldie, but goodie. 
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10-22-2002, 06:08 PM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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We have killed soooooooooooooooo many kittens here...I lost count. 
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10-22-2002, 09:24 PM
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Everybody Stretch!
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OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
And I just thought I would go blind!
That's it! I'm done forever!
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! Sorry kitty....I couldn't resist!
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10-22-2002, 09:35 PM
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I guess that explains why I was never able to keep a cat....FOR SHAME PEOPLE!
To think, I've killed litter upon litter with Multiple Orgasms!!!
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10-22-2002, 10:26 PM
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Lusting Horny Pixie
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Join Date: Jul 2002
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Oh well... here kitty kitty LOL |
10-22-2002, 11:41 PM
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Pixie's Perv
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And I thought it just made my palms hairy!!
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10-23-2002, 05:46 AM
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Just me.
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Sure wish He took it out on mosquitoes instead. |
10-23-2002, 07:59 PM
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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww....What a waste!!!!
I Love kittens!!!!
They taste just like chicken! |
10-24-2002, 06:44 PM
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Hahaha, yeah this was posted on the forum of the univertisy I go to. Now we use it as a metaphor for masturbation. When we are in the chat room and somone has been quiet for a long time we say "Hmm I bet he/she is killing a kitten right now"
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10-24-2002, 10:44 PM
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Turning the other cheek!
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"Think of the kitten". Well, I normally think of the pussy, so what the heck!
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10-25-2002, 03:09 AM
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Horny Devil
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well i'm doing my bit for feral cat control.......are you?
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10-25-2002, 04:50 AM
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Thinker, my friends and I do that whenever we write in our opendiaries. We all refer to it as doing our bout of nightly kitten killing before bed.
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10-25-2002, 04:57 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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legend: "well i'm doing my bit for feral cat control.......are you?"
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LMAO. Makes me think of the old one, "Save a tree, eat a beaver!"
(PS ... if you're wondering how that saves a tree, you've been at Pixies toooooooo long ) |
10-25-2002, 05:04 AM
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Kamasutra practioner
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Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You mean I am responsible for death of a whole sub-species???
LLLLLOL
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10-25-2002, 05:46 PM
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Pixie since 9/3/2001
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Location: Illinois
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Don't be cruel, pet a little pussy
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