like Chey and BCG...

Velvet Vulva

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If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

That should definitely complete their collection. Just have to watch out leaving it alone with any horny guys. :grin:

Can you imagine reaching in your purse afterwards to find your lipstick?

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

NOPE!

:grin:

What is up with the music on that site?

Man oh man, I can just imagine walking through the 'hood with one of those!

The Velvet Vulva hat LMAO

I love purses but like to get the matching shoes too....

Bet your man wouldn't bitch about holding your purse at the store now while you try on clothes.

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You know.. at first I laughed my ass off... but then, as I scrolled down the page - they kinda grew on me. I was thinking - now, where could I take my velvet vulva? The grocery store was out, parent teacher conferences are out... that mexican resturant maybe? Oh... I wonder if they have a penis pouch for my change?

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

^^^^^ lol penis pouch

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

a scrotum sac?

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

LOL.. dontcha just lurv alliteration?

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

OMG, "penis pouch!" I want one! :grin:

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

i'm gonna get me a kangaroo ball sac purse for me loose change *LOL*

But i dont think the vulva purse is really my thing lol

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I agree...I'm much more likely to purchase the Velvet Vulva Pillow!


OMG! I've got a brainstorm! You know those pillows they use for massages? The ones that let you lay face down? Mmmmmmm...scented Velvet Vulva Pillows!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

So when does the Pixies Place Store open up with all those ^^^ new products?