It's trying to get away from the awful smell (sorry, that's all I got...kind of odd question)

You walk in, dripping wet, & someone says, "Is it raining outside?"

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

No, I'm just perspiring a lot.

You've in a restaurant and the waitress/waiter comes to your table and asks, "May I take your order?"

Yes. 'Paint my house' ............... or bring me a hamburger & chocolate shake.



Someone walks into the room while you are sitting in front of the keyboard and looking at the monitor- "Are you on that computer again?"

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No, this is just a convenient place to meditate with my eyes open.

Another actual question, asked of someone sitting in a Panera Bread internet lounge with an electric blanket:
"Is it cold in here?"

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

is it odd or is your imagination lacking for the question lol

Going back to our last question, "On the computer again?"

A: Heck no. It's not even real comfortable here on this chair.

Q: Looking at cameras in a case, the clerk asks: Can I get anything for you?

Yes, you can get naked so I can take your picture with one of these cameras.

After falling down, smacking your face ont he pavement and giving yourself a bloody nose:
"Are you all right?"

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

No, I have an itch on my left foot.

Q: Seeing you get out of a shiny new car with dealer plates, your asked, "Thinking of getting a new car?"

Yep, my mind is so powerful, I thought this one right into existence in my driveway!

I had no shoes and I wept. Then I met a man with no feet. So I said, "Hey, man, got any shoes you're not using?"

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

No, my dog always uses my old shoes as chew toys once I tire of them.

Can you believe at 3 in the morning it's still dark outside?