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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Damn, and I thought this was going to be a Hostess thread.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

Undoubtedly, it was Aqua who ordered that delivery.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

In a related story...UPS marks a dramatic increase in the shipping of empty packages to Washington State.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

*loud snerking*


I'm so bummed. My mail/UPS guy is burly and sweaty.

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Everyone knows that laugher is great foreplay!

She wasn't a Hostess?

What a fine looking ass!!

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"Beware how you take away hope from another human being."
-Oliver Wendell Holmes

Now that's what I call a good looking box.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

I am trying desperately to get my company to switch over to UPS for ground shipments.

Thank you Lil! That's a fine delivery!

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these