For those who remember my earlier thread about my dating woes....thought you might get a laugh outa this. I recently put myself on a local dating site, just for the hell of it and not really expecting much to come from it. Anyway, got three "hits" on there recently....

1) A 19 yr old virgin college student looking for an older woman to "break him in".....(can't i just have one that's already housebroken?)

2) A married man who was looking for "looking for a little extra spice on the side".......(so what does that make me? Mrs. Dash?)

3) A newly seperated transexual who is going thru a sex change procedure and even tho he's technically still male, he lists himself (herself?) as a lesbian on his profile.......(now let me get this straight: he likes pussy, obviously wants pussy....his own and somebody elses.... oh hell, i'm so confused)


Sure beats the heck outa those "loves walking on the beach" ones, huh?

Kathy, thanks I feel so much better now. I thought I was the only one that had "loosers only" tattooed on my forehead! lol

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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi

Kathy, you are a beautiful lady and it is not surprising for a lady like you to get such comments.

ROFLMFAO:grin:

Does that site have a link to the Jerry Springer show?

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the transexual *was* jerry springer

well, kathy1, i'd say you got your kicks. rotfl

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

UPDATE: I politely messaged them all back saying how flattered I was (cough cough), and that I just wasn't interested. Wellll, lo and behold, this morning, I find an e-mail from married man.....he actually said he thought his marriage would be over soon and could we still get together :bang: :bang: ......*smacks self in the forehead*....oh give me a fuckin' break!!!!!

A truck pulls up outside the Kathy1 house with Acme on the side. "Did you order a Fuckin Break Kit ma'am?"

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Half of a set :halo:

that's the break i like,most people want coffee or smoke breaks.

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you can alway's tell a limey,But Not Much


I'm so miserable with out you,

It's almost like having you here

Kathy_1 ~ I understand. Why do you think I married Mr. Osuche? I realized that there were no other good men available who (1) had good sense, (2) had jobs, (3) weren't married or gay, and (4) had all their teeth.

Good luck finding the needle in the haystack!

BTW ~ I am just kidding......but I do understand your frustration.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

So that "lesbian in a man's body" line doesn't work?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Would a lesbian transexual shave their legs?

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at least you get some messages,


i've gotten maybe 2 or 3 on Adult Friend Finder in the last year and only fags are interested even though my profile says i'm straight

i get a few winks from some ladies on there but thats it and they aren't even from this area

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hungry? why wait.....eat me.

[QUOTE=osuche]I realized that there were no other good men available who (1) had good sense, (2) had jobs, (3) weren't married or gay, and (4) had all their teeth.
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Hmmmmm... *Goes through the checklist*
(1)Uhm... very debateable. The Mrs would say no.
(2)Check
(3)oops, Married.
(4)Damn... missing 1.

Soooooo... 1 out of 4 pretty much disqualifies me, huh?

What was the website called?

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Not a European one.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

So how does a redneck get a gal if he needs teeth and a job?

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Half of a set :halo: