False.

T or F:
You hav eno idea how monks actually live.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

False know some that make candies and wine.


T or F: You could badly use a roll in the hay.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

True ... it's always nice.

T or F: You feel good most of the time.

False, most of the time, I feel neutral.

T or F:
You store goldfish in your electric underwear.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

F - don't have any goldfish or electric underwear.

T or F: Do you have goldfish or electric underwear?

False, I have neither.

T or F:
You frequently confuse one on-line venue for another.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

F ... at least not frequently.

T or F: You've had corn on the cob this year.

True! One of my favorite summertime foods.

T or F:
you don't eat watermelon.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

F

I like most fruits ... watermelon, cantalope; pineapple, etc.

T or F: You like to put a soft cushion under you when sitting on a hard chair.

True, I guess...don't really have any hard chairs anymore.

T or F:
Your work (including housework) or hobbies frequently involve toxic chemicals.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Don't really think about it much, but yep, I suppose they do. Household cleaners or adhesives probably do. Guess that makes my answer TRUE.

T or F: Your favorite TV shows tend to be mystery shows.

False. Well-done s/f shows are what does it for me.

T or F:
Frederick's of Hollywood never was a thing in your area.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

True. None around here anyway. Maybe near Chicago or St Louis although I don't know that to be true.

T or F: Was Victoria's Secrets in your area?

Was, and is: true.

T or F:
Shopping malls in your area are dying.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

True ... as are small businesses. They had started to recover but there's an awful lot of vacant shops and restaurants.

T or F: Things are not very much better than last year.