It's summertime. Our kids stay up later because the sun doesn't go down until almost 9:00. So, when they finally go to sleep, we spend as much time as we can having sex.

My wife has hit that 30 year mark of uncontrollable sexual urges.

Every night is new and exciting.

But, going to sleep after midnight and waking up at 5 am is making me really tired. We talked about every other night, but it's not working out that way. We'll lay there in the bed and talk about it until we can't stand it anymore and one of us will attack the other. We actually wind up later on those nights than the nights that we plan.

If there was ever a better reason to be worn out, I don't know one, and I'm not complaining, as a matter of fact, I might be bragging.

There used to be a guy that worked with me that was always worn out and drove a forklift. He ran into something one day from a bad decision that he made when he was "tired". For about an hour, he walked around after that, and in my best "Slingblade" voice just repeated, "I'm tired. I'm just tired."

"I'm tired."

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Kinda like my old blue tick hound I like to lay around in the shade. I ain't got no money, but I damn sure got it made.

*puts on her best lily von shtupp*

Here I stand, the goddess of Desire
Set men on fire
I have this power
Morning noon and night it's drink and dancing
Some quick romancing

And then a shower

Stage door johnnies always surround me
They always hound me
With one request
Who can satisfy their lustful habits
I'm not a rabbit

I need some rest



I'm tired

Sick and tired of love
I've had my fill of love
From below and above
Tired, tired of being admired
Tired of love uninspired

Let's face it

I'm tired



I've been with 1000's of men
Again and again
They promise the moon
They always coming and going

Going and coming

And always too soon

Right girls?



I'm tired,
Tired of playing the game
Ain't it a crying shame

I'm so tired
God dammit I'm exhausted



Tired, tired of playing the game
Ain't it a crying shame

I'm so tired

I've been with 1000's of men
Again and again
They sing the same tune
They start with Byron and Shelly
And jump on your belly
And bust your ballon

Aye!



Tired, tired of playing the game
Ain't it a freakin' shame

I'm so...

Let's face it everything below the waist is kapput

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
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I am honored to receive such a response from someone whose writing I so admire.

You always leave me speechless and panting.

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Kinda like my old blue tick hound I like to lay around in the shade. I ain't got no money, but I damn sure got it made.

One of my favorite Mel Brooks movies. It sounds to me like you just need a liter of Mountain Dew or an Amp (which tastes a lot like Mountain Dew). I hate to tell you this, but shut up, suck it up, and go screw your wife. LOL.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

Believe me, I'm going to suck it up, lick it up, and all of the above.

I just have my moments early in the morning when I am weak.

I'll be over it when I walk in the door and can sense her arousal.

Also, it's the weekend. May not go to sleep tonight until 2.

It may be a Mountain Dew morning tomorrow.

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Kinda like my old blue tick hound I like to lay around in the shade. I ain't got no money, but I damn sure got it made.

I was able to be up from 5 am till 9 am the next morning on Amp. The only problem was I drank two and when I woke up after passing out I was in detox. My head was swimming, I was off balance, had a headache, and was shaking all over.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

I drink Rock Star on my vacation road trips. Going from Texas to West Virginia in 2 weeks. Gonna buy a 4 pack before we go.

Those will be my friend.

I have one in the fridge, may drink it tomorrow.

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Kinda like my old blue tick hound I like to lay around in the shade. I ain't got no money, but I damn sure got it made.

LOL You might need a 4 pack tomorrow

WOW!!!

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Kinda like my old blue tick hound I like to lay around in the shade. I ain't got no money, but I damn sure got it made.