"What?! But I look terrible in strapless evening-wear. I'm outta here." -Bravo

Double D: "Ed, you're violating a hairpiece!"

Ed: "Wigs scare me, Double D."

"Now get out there and show them how the common man prepares his frozen treats!" -Plankton

"NOOOOOO!! MY NAME'S... NOT... RIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!" -Patrick

I remember this one from my childhood -- from the Wizard of Id

(In comes the messenger to the court)

"The Peasants are revolting, the Peasants are revolting ...

But you're sure cute!"

unless there was a cartoon incarnation i'm unfamiliar with, Wizard Of Id is a comic strip, and therefore doesn't belong on this thread, jjjbo.


Aussie local: "You call that a knife? THIS is a knife."

Bart: "That's a spoon."

Local: "I see you've played Knifey-Spoony before."

"You talk funny. Hey, which way to the Whack-A-Sloth game? I wanna hit sumthin." -Bravo

"You call this an Australian themepark? Where're all the great white sharks, boomerangs, and leprechauns n' such?" -Bravo

"Help! Mad kangaroo! He's all hopped-up on eucalyptus!" -Bravo

"I know, I know. I'm a shinin', gleamin' man-god." -Bravo

"Are you weak in the upper-story?" -Rolf

"Do you have any idea what they do to people like us? We're not talking about mail fraud or some dumb hijacking here. We stole a BALLOOOOOOOOOON!!" -Patrick

Patrick: "Liar, liar. Plants for hire."

SpongeBob: "It's 'pants on fire', Patrick."

Patrick: "Well, you would know... liar."

"unless there was a cartoon incarnation i'm unfamiliar with, Wizard Of Id is a comic strip, and therefore doesn't belong on this thread, jjjbo. "

Rev Silky -- so sorry -- guess it just shows how far out of the loop I am -- will keep my thoughts to myself from now on - guess it just shows what working with a bunch of lawyers will do to ya - alas .... no memory of a cartoon to be found in my brain. lol

nah, it's cool, quad-j. just clarifyin. no harm, no foul.

"He moved away years ago. Some say he grew a beard and still lives here... but that's a damn lie!" -A bearded fish