...but it's about time this bitch got back ta crackin, foo!


"Jam a bastard in it, you crap!" -Mom (Futurama)

"You expect me to pay to ride this filthy machine? Have you the brain-worms?!" -Zim

"Oooh! I feel so deliciously white-trash! Mommy, I want a mullet!" -Stewie

"There's a perfectly reasonable, scientific explanation for this. Perhaps a charge of ionized static electricity angered the tiny pixies that live in that spoon and caused it to float." -Bravo

Peter: "Hey, Chris, whatcha doin'?"

Chris: "Just layin' back in the cut, peepin' at dis here homey. Yo, Pops, lemme ha' some cheddah. Some playa-hatas be throwin' salt in mah game, grillin' me ovah mah gear. And ah needs ta be mackin' style."

Peter: "Well, uh... the important thing is you tried, son."

If you insist

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There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don't...

Sarcasm: It's not big and it's not clever...........but it's funny as fuck!

The Special One!

good old Silky I think he is speaking english, its just a form I don't understand

Back to the status quo

Nice to see you mate, hope you get a jumbuck in your tuckerbox next time you wander past the black stump

Tallest 1: "...And make them vulnerable to our big... spaceship... gang..."

Tallest 2: "The armada?"

Zim: "And now, I leave you to your..."

GIR: "Moosey fate. Say 'moosey fate'."

Zim: "...your moosey fate."

"I've been piloting ships since before you were born, sad little Earth-monkey!" -Zim

Please sing the doom song now...

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Lois: "Women are not objects."

Peter: "Listen to it, kids."

Lois: "Peter!"

Peter: "I didn't say it. Lee Majors did."

Lee Majors: "...What? Women are things."

Johnny Bravo: "Hey, yer Fidel Castro!"

Luke Perry: "Uhhh... no. Luke Perry."

Bravo: "Right. What'd I say?"

Luke: "...Welp, see ya."

Bravo: "No, wait! I'm yer biggest fan. I've modeled my whole life after you and the cast of Baywatch!"

Luke: "Don't you mean Beverly Hills, 90210?"

Bravo: "Oh, Luuuuuke Perry."

Uncle Silky, allow me to sing to you a verse from a Diana Ross song... or is it Barbara Striesand? anyway...

Did you ever know that you're my hero...

that was it, I hope you enjoyed it.

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The power to change the course of reality is a gift stolen from the hands of time and fate not by the apathetic nor idealistic dreamers but by those who feel the pull of ambition and head the call with dedication.

*squints* well... i do what i can.