(Can't remember if this has been posted...but what the hell!! )









If Dr. Seuss Was a Woman, she'd write


I'm glad I'm a woman -Yes I am, yes I am.
I don't live on Budweiser, beer nuts and Spam.

I don't brag to my buddies about my erections.
I won't drive to Hell before asking directions.

I act nice at parties; don't act like a clown;
And I know how to put the damn toilet seat down.

I won't grab your boobies; I won't pinch your butt.
My belt is not hidden beneath my beer gut.

I don't go around re-adjusting my crotch;
or make sure my headboard bears each hard-earned notch.

I don't belch in public; don't scratch my behind.
I'm a woman, you see- I'm just not that kind!

I'm glad I'm a woman; So glad I could sing-and
thrilled I'm not covered in shag carpeting.

Hair won't grow from my ears, or cover my back.
And when I bend over, you can't see my crack.

I'm a woman, alas-and I'm proud, don't you see?
I'm blessed to have boobs and to squat when I pee.

I don't live for golf, or shoot basketball.
I don't swagger and spit like a Neanderthal.

I don't need male bonding; I don't cruise for chicks-
I'll never join the "Hair Club", or think with my dick.

I'm a woman, by chance, and thankful I am!
I'm so glad I'm a woman; not a man, yes I am!

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

Mmm I may pinch your butt though!

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Happiness is Bunny Shaped

My Stories:One Hot July Allison's Seduction Olivia's Journey

HEY...


I resemble that.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

"And when I bend over, you can't see my crack."
Those new low-cut jeans sure show a lot of panty though

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I want to know everything
I want to be everywhere
I want to fuck everyone in the world
I want to do something that matters

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Lovediva
[B](Can't remember if this has been posted...but what the hell!! )

Hot Damn You GO GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I am here for only a short time on this earth. My goal is to make everyone I see smile if only for a moment.

Diva,

Of course you're chuffed with being a woman.

Unless you're a man it really doesn't make sense.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating