Your wand is a dipstick.

Your robe has decals.

Your Phantom Steed is sponsored.

Your Phantom Steed has a hemi.

The material components for your Fireballs consist of charcoal briquets and lighter fluid.

You light your barbecue using a Fireball.

Casting a Lightning Bolt involves rubbing a possum the wrong way.

Your familiar is a coonhound.

You trim your nails with an athame.

You have a spit cup in your pentagram.

Your yard is full of the rusting hulks of old flying carpets.

Your tower has wheels.

Your wagon has a wand rack behind the driver.

You've been working for years to get the right feats to craft that Decanter of Endless Michelob.

Your Charm spell only works on your 1st cousins.

Your constantly feuding' with that dang-blasted McCoy wizard clan over in the next holler.

Your familiar runs away when you get that special look in your eye.

Your potions come in a six-pack.

Your wand has a backscratcher on the end of it.

Your crystal ball comes with aluminum-foil wrapped antennae.

Your Mending spell uses JB Weld as a component.

Your Web spell produces 900 cubic feet of duct tape.

You lightning bolt any bard who won't play country-western music.

You won't go dungeon crawling during NASCAR season.

The only mystical sigil you need on the front of your robe is the face of Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Mordenkainen's Faithful Hound sleeps under the porch.

Your spellbook is a Bathroom Reader.

Your wand, robe, carpet, or bag of holding is patched with duct tape.

Your idea of a fun wizardly weekend is watching carpets fly around in a circle.

You have a shot glass collection from the Outer Planes.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

That is great Aqua, to bad not everyone will understand the whole thing. Did you find this or make it yourself.

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"...I won't be your winter...and I won't be anyones excuse to cry."

"Even heroes have the right to bleed."

"I'm wakin up at the start of the end of the world

hehheheheheh to cute!
~nikki~

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Ravage Me!

Me Time
Long Lonley Night
Tied Up
Teased

http://thesmashedfairy.blogspot.com/

Well, shucky durn. Taint that just the berries. Aqua, ya'll just right on top of dem der things.

But where I am from, most of them already have the robes

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

OMG! As unusual as this may sound.....they thought chocolate and peanut butter was an odd combination at first too!

LOL Aqua! TY for the morning smile!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

I must admit I found it... I actually meant to say that in the original post and obviously forgot too.

And yes, I know there are many here that won't 'get' them all...

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Are they wizards or is a meeting of the KKK?

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What is life?
If not an excuse for death,
and what is death,
if not an escape from life?