I never really did the whole club, pick up thing. I was just curious for those of you who have been there, what is the worst pick up line you have heard?

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I have the F, C, and the K, all I need now is U.

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That is soooooooooooooooooooooo, not right!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

To this day I can't believe that I used to hang around with guys who thought that was appropriate!

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Nubian

Thats a really bad line. I never was much for going out to pick up women- when I went out, it was to do drinking- for me, alcohol and loving are two things that just dont mix!

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Simon

The word of the day is legs, let's go back to my house and spread the word.

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I never used pickup lines but one that I heard was:"If I told you
that you had a nice body;would you hold it against me?"I never
could believe that anyone was stupid enough to fall for them or
use them but some of them are funny! Irish

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(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

How about

"Are your legs tired? You've been running around in my mind all night!"

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

well... not one that I heard in a bar, but one that was on a
"10 worst list" that happened to stick in my head..

"You wanna f***, or should I apologize?"

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"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White

Posted by buddy;in another thread."If I died and went to Hell;at
least I had a little bit of heaven in my face." Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

Those clothes would look great in a pile at the end of my bed.

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Nubian

That hair looks very becoming on you, and if I were on you I would be cumming too

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Those ARE horrid..........

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

I'd love to get into your pant's


[come back] And what would i do with two arseholes


Oz line, Do you fuck,Sheila.

reply, Not till i met you,you smooth talking basterd

There are many variations on this one:

Do you wash your clothes in Windex? Cause I can see myself in your pants!

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