my pet peeve is that they haven't built that vibrator I can't break,.

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Do you break them or just wear them out? The one between my legs won't break or wear out.

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One of mine is when we are both in the mood all day or part of it an dplan on having fun later, and when later finally gets here, something always screws it up and we don't have fun,(ex: kids, to tired, ex's, ect.). Really sucks trying to sleep when your so horny you could rape a squirrel.

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My biggest pet peeve is please don't ask if were going to have sex that nite! I hate appointments. Be spontaneous!! That's a turn-on! When you ask it becomes a duty!!! Where's the romance and fun in that?

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Liver and onions!

Oh no...wait....that's something all together different! Nevermind......carry on!

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"Gotta do the dishes and throw some shirts into be washed."