I got this in my e-mail today and thought it was too good not to share.


Ten Things Men Understand About Women:


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1. Women have tits.

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I saw this one just yesterday LOL

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

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You forgot to mention their asses...

:jump:

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

No Comprende...can you lean a little closer?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

lol, thats good.

What about long, flowing hair? And even longer legs?

And pussies? Nothing about pussies?

Sick, downright sick to overlook all the important parts of her!

ManOMan :lust:

2.they can bury a bone with out digging a hole.

lol ....

to true!!

3. Chocolate should be available on prescription

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Strength in depth

I believe your most attractive features are your heart and soul

lmao

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This still makes me laugh.

^^ and the same amount of information is still held by men