Okay. Lyrics are optional, but name a song you think would be completely EVIL to get stuck in someone else's head.

[I'm gonna need a minute to think about this one myself.]

Well, It's a Small World would be a good place to start Dadaist

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AUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!

I can't find my "very best of Dr. Demento" CD, which means I loaned it to someone who didn't return it!

RANT
RAVE

GRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

But my nominee is:

"Fish Heads."

(To which some friends of mine and I sometimes sing "Cheese Heads." Sorry BCG. ).

If there was a smiley for blowing a raspberry at you.......

When criminals in this world appear,
and break the laws that they shouold fear,
and frighten all who see or hear,
the cry goes up both far and near...

...for Underdog!
(Underdog!)
Underdog!
(Underdog!)

Speed of lightning,
Roar of thunder,
fighting all who rob or plunder,
Underdog!

Whoa-oh-oh-oh
Underdog
(Underdog)

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Barney Theme Song

the chorus from Shake Your Booty~KC and the Sunshine Band (My dad sings this all the time and drives me insane..)

I'm sure I'll think of more tomorrow when I'm not as tired...

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Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts; they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.-Fiona Apple

BCG:

First you wait in a line
in the sun all day,
And you're baked to a crisp,
and you can't get away.

Then we sing you this song,
That repeats all along,
and the trick is
we make you pay.

Ir-i-ta-ting,
isn't it?
Ir-i-ta-ting,
isn't it?
Ir-i-ta-ting,
isn't it?
It's designed to drive you nuts.

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One of my favorite anti-barney things was the "Baloney Bop" game on the Animaniacs Game Pack CD-ROM (which someone stole from me - sense a trend here?).
The object was to clobber Baloney the...whatever it was (yellow dinosaur?) with as many anvils as possible.

How about:

"I'm a cucumber!
I'm a cucumber!
I'm a cucumber!
I'm a cucumber!
I'm a cucumber!
I'm a cucumber!
Please don't take me to the pickle farm!
Yeah!"

-Brak, from the Brak album

I would have to agree with BCG. After enduring the ride through Walt Disney's 'Its a small world', I felt like silence is truely golden.

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Barbara Bush

"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!"
Drew Carey

Finally - a reason to be glad never to have been to ANY of the Disney parks.

*threatens dadaist with a brick-slappin* Silky no like disparaging words for to being said about Brak.

Who said anything bad? Brak and Zorak are just evil to induce on someone in a way that gets it stuck in their heads. MUAHAHAHAHA.

I Will Always Love You - augh!

And how about "My Heart Will Go On?"
MUAHAHAHAHA.