03-26-2010, 04:33 PM
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Were You Ever This Drunk???
Police: Drunk man tried to ’revive’ opossum
Associated Press
PUNXSUTAWNEY —
State police have charged a central Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after he was seen giving mouth-to-mouth “resuscitation” to a long-dead opossum along a highway.
Trooper Jamie Levier says several witnesses saw 55-year-old Donald Wolfe, of Brookville, near the animal along Route 36 in Oliver Township Thursday about 3 p.m. The trooper says one person saw Wolfe kneeling before the animal and gesturing as though he were conducting a seance, while another saw the mouth-to-mouth attempt.
Levier says Wolfe was “extremely intoxicated” and “did have his mouth in the area of the animal’s mouth, I guess.”
The Associated Press could not locate a home telephone number for Wolfe.
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03-26-2010, 05:53 PM
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Awww hell no gut the thing take it home and make some modified Brunswick stew
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03-26-2010, 06:49 PM
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Was it a good-looking dead opossum?
Did it lead him on?
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03-26-2010, 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Oldfart
Was it a good-looking dead opossum?
Did it lead him on?
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I guess on some days it's any port in a storm  |
03-26-2010, 07:40 PM
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It'd take a lot of port.
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03-26-2010, 08:25 PM
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Good grief!  Sure, I've done some pretty stupid things while drunk, but trying to revive road kill with my mouth sure as hell isn't one of them. |
03-26-2010, 08:44 PM
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I think I have never been THAT drunk! 
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03-26-2010, 10:52 PM
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I have been so drunk my friends put me to bed face down so I wouldn't drown in my own puke, but even in that state I wouldn't give mouth to mouth to a possum.
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03-26-2010, 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by TinglingTess
Good grief! Sure, I've done some pretty stupid things while drunk, but trying to revive road kill with my mouth sure as hell isn't one of them. |
Pick me!! Pick me!!
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03-27-2010, 01:03 AM
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He wasn't really drunk. He knew it was just 'playing possum'. 
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03-27-2010, 08:07 AM
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I usually stop drinking as soon as I can't walk straight. So, no I have never been that drunk.
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03-27-2010, 02:51 PM
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I'm a "recovering" Alcoholic(15 1/2 yrs)sober,but I never was THAT drunk or
stupid! Irish 
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03-27-2010, 05:29 PM
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Hey, I'm a wildlife rehabber, and I've never showed up to work drunk.
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03-27-2010, 06:38 PM
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What rehab is there from dead?
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03-27-2010, 11:04 PM
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The undead?
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