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Old 01-28-2011, 10:33 PM
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Smile Dedicated to my older friends.

For all of us who now draw from a deeper well of experience,

http://dalesdesigns.net/rock-on.htm
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Old 01-29-2011, 01:44 AM
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I loved the Garth Brooks bit.
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Old 01-29-2011, 01:47 AM
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Old 01-29-2011, 07:41 AM
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Old 01-29-2011, 10:20 AM
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That's great!
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Old 01-29-2011, 07:50 PM
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Oh man i almost cried!!! to funny!
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Old 01-30-2011, 11:08 AM
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Is it bad that I can identify with that???
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Old 01-30-2011, 11:14 PM
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It doesn't open for me.

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Old 01-30-2011, 11:26 PM
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If you Youtube "Tim Hawkins, old rockstar songs", you'll get it.
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Old 01-31-2011, 09:40 AM
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jseal at first i thought you meant older friends meaning those you have known a long time. i wasn't sure how long i've known you. But then i read 'draw from a deeper well of experience' and i knew it meant OLD and that did include me.

Either way thank you OF, i You Tubed the site. It wouldn't open on the lap top. Dunno why, but it opens on the desk puter.

It was funny!! I loved The Eagles remade Hotel California!!

TY jseal and OF...... just the laugh i needed today!!
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Old 01-31-2011, 05:21 PM
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Can't have Pixies being unhappy if we can possibly help it.
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Old 01-31-2011, 06:47 PM
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It made me laugh, which means I'm freaking old.



Thanks Jseal for that lovely reminder.

















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Old 01-31-2011, 07:18 PM
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I'm not old, but I know of and listen to everyone he listed.
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The banker saw his old friend Tom in town.

Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a 'mail order' bride.

Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true ...

Tom assured him that it was.

The banker then asked Tom the age of his new bride to be.

Tom proudly said, 'She'll be twenty-one in November.'

Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year- old man ...

Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course.

Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon.

About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again.

'How's the new wife?', asked the banker.

Tom proudly said, 'Good - she's pregnant.'

The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, 'And how's the hired hand?'

Without hesitating, Tom said, 'She's pregnant too.'

Don't ever underestimate old Guys.
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