03-11-2015, 12:47 AM
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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Two Important Dates Coming Up Fast
IMPORTANT PIXIES SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
Time to mark your calendars and make your plans.
This coming Saturday, March 14, 2015, is one of those special holidays we all look forward to ...
STEAK and a BLOWJOB DAY.
This is that special annual celebration of the male equivalent of Valentine's Day. Ladies, we just know you'll be anxiously getting ready to help celebrate this day with that special guy of yours. For more information on this great holiday: www.officialsteakandblowjobday.com.
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KANAMARA MATSURI
Then on Sunday, April 5 it's time for the "Kanamara Matsuri" festival. This one, known the world over as "The Penis Festival" is celebrated the first Sunday of April each year. The festival's real name (Kanamara Matsuri) actually stands for the Festival of the Steel Festival. From their website (http://notesofnomads.com/kanamara-p...stival-japan/): I quote,
"So you’re probably wondering why the Japanese celebrate the “steel phallus.” Well, legend has it that sometime back in the Edo period (1603-1867), there was a sharp-toothed demon who fell in love with a beautiful woman. The woman, however, didn’t return the demon’s affection and decided to marry another man. Angering the demon, he inhabited the woman’s vagina before their wedding night and when they tried to consummate the marriage, the demon bit off the groom’s penis with his razor sharp teeth.
When the woman remarried, the jealous demon once again made his feelings clear by biting off her second husband’s penis. Deciding that enough was enough, the upset villagers concocted a plan to trick the demon. A local blacksmith forged a steel phallus and upon its insertion, the demon’s teeth were broken and he left the woman’s vagina for good.
Sometime thereafter the legend was commemorated by way of the Kanamara Matsuri and the enshrinement of the actual steel phallus at Kanayama Shrine, constructed to honor Kanayama Hikonokami and Kanayama Himenokami, the Shinto deities of childbirth and lower abdomen health."
Another good date when you ladies can help celebrate by giving that extra attention to that special part of your guy's anatomy.
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