A friend of mine passed this along to me. Hope you enjoy!

Why Men are so Damn Cool:

1. Your rear end is never a factor in a job interview.

2. Your orgasms are real. Always.

3. Your last name stays put.

4. The garage is all yours.

5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.

9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

10. Same work .. more pay.

11. Wrinkles-add character.

12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch
adjustments.

13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.

15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.

16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

17. One mood, ALL the damn time.

18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.

19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.

20. You can open all your own jars.

21. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

22. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.

23. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

24. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat.

25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me."

27. No maxi-pads.

28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.

29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.

30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.

32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

34. One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

35. You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

36. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes.

37. The world is your urinal.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

So is that all good? Boy I guess we are cool. Please don't throw stones.

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

Number 6.......My roomates and I in college always had rules that one of us would get less drunk when we went out and be the "babysitter", the object of the babysitter was not to let each other sleep with someone we wouldnt sober....

23...thats because we dont have 5 cats

31...Might just be me, but I am an Ironing fool.

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

STO, when you decide to change your Avatar and "title," I think "Ironing Fool" should be at the top of your list of possibilities.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

I will take that under advisement

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

****Will trade sex for ironing****

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Will trade ironing for sex!!

Deal

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Why can't I get deals like that?

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I have great abs, some men have six packs I have a keg!

kleclere~ I have lots of ironing that needs done unless you'd rather scrub the tub

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Careful kleclere, she just wants you bent over wagging that ass.

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Man I wish I could get sex for cleaning the house.

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"...I won't be your winter...and I won't be anyones excuse to cry."

"Even heroes have the right to bleed."

"I'm wakin up at the start of the end of the world

4. I share the garage with my roomate
8. if I get a haircut, somebody better notice or, or or, well, or else
9. hot wax HAS been near my pubic are, although it will NEVER EVER be near my testicles again!!
16. have had MANY pairs of boots that did!
17. one mood? really?
18. there are times I wish this were true, lol
19. HA! so many times Ive had to pack more than 1 bag just for a weekend trip
25. 3 pair of shoes may be, but 3 pair of boot enough? NEVER, hehe
35. not for my nails, I carry a nail file in every coat.. but I KNOW i'm one of very few guys on this one

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"Pussy Cat, Pussy Cat, where have you been?"
"Out with an alley cat, gettin' some skin."
"Pussy Cat, Pussy Cat, How did it go?"
"In hot as fire and out soft as snow."


Lost

My pic threads:
as requested
Bound...for pleasure!
Ienki and Andvari DO Vegas
oh, and the one Ienki posted of me...
my camera, my rules
and my newest thread with Kadiya
Lost in Wisconsin w/ Kadiya
Been a while
AWW NUTS!

16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
try wearing safety boots new ones all way are painful

15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them no but i have had my crotch and ass checked out during
a conversation

19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase
you have never traveled with a gay man


25. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
unless there gay

28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
unless there gay

29.unless there gay
and a few others to maybe this list only works for hetro men

37. The world is your urinal. if so why can so few men hit it
when usin the toilet
and 38. you understand the off side rule in football and want
to understand it

It MUST be time to change the avatar again.




(whoever you are?)

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