Words and their meanings..
1. A clitoris is a type of flower
2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit
3. A vulva is an automobile from Sweden
4. The term spread eagle is an extinct bird
5. A fallopian tube is a part of a television set
6. It is dangerous to have a wet dream under an electric blanket
7. McDonald's golden arches is a phallus symbol
8. A vagina is a medical term used to describe heart trouble
9 Fellatio is an Italian designer
10. A menstrual cycle has three wheels
11. a G-string is a weapon used by G-men
12. Semen is a term for sailors
13.An anus is a Latin word denoting a period of time
14. Testicals are found on an octopus
15. Cunnilingus is a person who can speak four languages
16. Asphalt is a medical term to describe someone with rectal problem.
17. Kotex is a radio station in Texas
18. Masturbate is something used to catch large fish
19. Coitus is a musical instrument
20. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke
21. An umbilical cord is part of a parachute
22. A condom is an apartment complex
23. An orgasm is a person who sings in church
24. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry
25. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle
26. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East
27. An erection is when the Japanese vote for new government officials
28. Sodomy is a special kind of fast growing grass
29. Pornography is the business of making record albums
30. Genitals are people of Non-Jewish origins
31. Douche is the Italian word for twelve
32. An enema is someone who is not your friend
33. Ovaries are a French egg dish made with cheese
34. Scrotum is a small planet near Uranus

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Um.......Yep! I knew that!

TeeHee!

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LMAO

10, 24 and 34. TOO much!!!

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I could use a nice pickle right about now....no really!!

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Cheyanne, those are terrific. I love things like this. Thanks.

You all are very welcome!!! I thought that they were very funny and I wanted to share.....

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

You made me laugh Cheyanne...that is wrong ...*evil eye*

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LMAO Cheyanne...where do you get these?

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Life? O that thing again!

"I now leave you to your moosey fate"

Are we there yet?

cute

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