Here's some recent one I've seen...

From the WTF dept:

a new way of dressy intuit mettlesome

No-Appointment persistent bombay depose

appt not neccesary grandfather bruce alger

from the best hydrophobic chairlady medea

schoolteacher alkaloid cornstarch deputation splur... (This one was for reduced mortgage payments)

From the tempting but no thanks dept:

meet teen vaginas tonight (Well, ok, how do you meet just a vagina?)

The barman, grinning wildly, (Makes me wonder, What does he have behind that bar...)

Do you want to meet women? (Breathing women?)

you are a slave? (Kind of a wishy washy dom, huh?)

hot labias? (You be the judge!)

you are invited to an orgy (Now we're talking... this one rated 37.5 when a rating of 5.0 is all that's needed to detect it as spam )

underground libido info! (Is that where they put my wife's?)

extreme buttholes? (They almost suckered me in with this one... )


Post your crazy spam subject lines!

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Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

I don't get spam...just hatemail

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(I cut and pasted to make sure I got it right) LOL

To: Lilith@Pixies
Subject: Hot Boy Toys!!

Apply now for a low rate 30 year fixed interest loan from a major lending institution....

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm boys with mortgages...so hot!!!!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

From : I go out, my money is community funds till it's gone, but Jonah wouldn't buy Posted by Nguyen Trinh Dong on

recognize that sender??????

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

atchison epstein indicter clone drizzly incapable brunswick condone cowmen levee cellular beef gash keith humility pobox legend infra surgical lightproof bostonian exceptional happy bypass ~~~~~wtf does that mean anyway???? Do they really think I would open that?

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my pics

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Never say never, but if you do it's okay to change your mind~me, I think

Gee, who wouldn't?

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

It contains links that eventually end up showing pictures of sheep love. Ummm, so I hear.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

OMG! An actual use for spam...and me with a deleted/empty junkmail folder!!!!????

Gotta love WI though...he get's the poop on all the good stuff!

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~Thomas Dewar~

From : Nor were the officers any too pleased with Billy, the sicko molester of Joy th a stick for a few days when you walk. Less of a problem for you than for mere earthbound mortals like the rest of us." She bathed his ankle in the sweet smelling preparation, then held it firmly in <email@addy>



This was for Cialis

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

"Why is lucy Happy?"

What????? Lucy turned into a dwarf?

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

LMAO ^^^

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Two from today:

Got V1cod/in . :XANAX: ` V|agr@ % V+a+lium Pn+ermin > +S+oma fxnogncdcibb

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Anybody know why any of the drug ones are so badly misspelled and have punctuation sprinkled thoughout the words? Personally, before I take medicine, I want to know that the place I'm getting it from can at least spell it right. otherwise....I don't have a lot of confidence.

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"A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself." - Guildenstern, “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead”

demmi demmi demerol do do do

got that one a few weeks ago

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