a woman has disappeared from her home. her car is still in the driveway and neighbors report seeing her enter the house around 1pm on wednesday afternoon. when police were sent to investigate they found that all the doors to the home were still locked from the inside, there were no windows broken and no signs of a struggle. the last place she was seen before entering her house was the local wendy’s restaurant. what happened to her?
























the baconator

sank you! i’ll be here all zeh veek!



seriously folks, i just ate this size-of-my-head-burger and i can feel my arteries hardening as i type this, my heart has just jumped out of my chest and given me the old you-shoulda-hada-v8 smack on the forehead and there’s a note from my thighs and ass on the fridge saying we’ll get back to you later. but OMG was it yummy.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

‘SIN’ pronounced backwards sounds like ‘NICE’!

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Eudaimonia

in what language?^^

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

English.

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Eudaimonia

american english? then you must mean sin as in the trigonomic function sin, not sin as in morally wrong sin.

alright. just ribbin' ya.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

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Eudaimonia

Did someone mention ribs?

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Adam did.

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Hmmm...I've given up fast food a couple years ago. I did however have a great French Dip today at a nice little local place.....and I am sure I consumed the same number of calories It's fun being sinful.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

He's a pussy

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

wyndhy- my bambino is a bacon cheese burger freak and he said it was wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much for him

I ate Taco Bell. Lilith----> Hell

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

well, i did pick off a few pieces of bacon and give them to my bambinos so perhaps that made it just right.
taco bell is known as taco hell in this house. and pizza hut is pizza slut

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Our local Barfo Bell is down the street from Booger King and Pizza Slut.

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The Baconator is one helluva burger, but tonight for me it was its equivalent, Ultimate Double Cheeseburger from the local Yack-In-the-Box.

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Mr SD LOVES the spicy baconator...but he gets it w/o the jalapeno slices. Those make it too much for him...give me the plain one.