02-19-2004, 02:40 PM
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Carpe diem
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Oxygen is to air as ... tongue is to kiss.
Slowly striptease is to Anticipation as ...
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02-19-2004, 05:43 PM
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Just me.
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Slowly striptease is to anticipation as ... a hand is to stimulation.
Airplanes are to the mile-high-club as ...
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02-20-2004, 06:07 AM
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Carpe diem
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Airplanes are to the mile-high-club as ... Saws are to Logging.
Tattoos are to Skin as ...
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02-21-2004, 03:34 PM
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Tattoos are to Skin as ... hair transplants are to scalps.
Salted rim glasses are to margaritas as ...
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02-22-2004, 12:17 AM
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Loungin' Around
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Salted rim glasses are to margaritas as ... oral is to sex.
Slippers are to shoes as...
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I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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02-22-2004, 05:59 AM
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Slippers are to shoes as...gloves are to mittons.
Drool is to excitement as ...
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02-23-2004, 03:08 PM
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Drool is to excitement as ... Foam is to Beer.
Politicians are to Truth as ...
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02-24-2004, 03:02 AM
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Politicians are to Truth as ... Hell is to Heaven.
Candy is to food as ...
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02-26-2004, 04:11 AM
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Carpe diem
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Candy is to food as ... Sex is to Physical activity.
Escalators are to Stairs as ...
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02-26-2004, 04:41 AM
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Escalators are to Stairs as ... elevators are to helium baloons.
Coitus is to mating as ...
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03-01-2004, 04:35 AM
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Carpe diem
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Coitus is to mating as ... reaching the top is to moutain climbing.
Helium is to Balloon ...
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03-01-2004, 04:37 AM
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Helium is to Balloon ... as drinks are to a bladder. 
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03-15-2004, 11:11 PM
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Work is to money .... as practice is to playing sports.
Tying is to shoelaces as ...
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03-15-2004, 11:56 PM
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Pixies Den Mother
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tying is to shoelaces as buckling is to belts.
Sucking is to nipples as..................
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03-16-2004, 05:17 AM
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Sucking is to nipples as..blowing is to an air hose.
Snowballing is to sharing as ...
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