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Old 08-28-2014, 08:13 PM
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No you forgot to pay your light bill.



After trying your key in the car door 3 times, "Is this even my car"?
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Old 08-29-2014, 06:27 AM
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No, aliens stole yours and replaced it with an exact duplicate.

After trying a microphone, and getting dead air,
"Is this thing on?"
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Old 08-29-2014, 07:34 AM
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Yes it is on it is just the operator.


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Old 05-08-2018, 02:01 AM
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It's the one just to the left.

Is that rain I hear?
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Old 09-24-2018, 03:03 AM
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No, it's just that really tall guy next door watering his lawn.

Seeing a man choking he was asked, "Something go down the wrong way?"
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Old 09-24-2018, 11:45 PM
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No, it was going up ad made a wrong turn.

Is that a mouse in the trap?
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Old 10-21-2018, 12:20 AM
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No, it's a very small kangaroo.

It is going to rain today?
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Old 10-21-2018, 10:04 AM
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Nah, there's only a 10% chance of rain. But there's a 90% chance of diarrhea.

Did you dye your hair?
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Old 10-22-2018, 12:11 AM
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You mean red, green and yellow mixed isn't a natural color for hair?

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Old 12-07-2018, 03:46 AM
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No, that's my anti-mugging device.

Are all those gift-wrapped packages for Christmas?
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Old 12-12-2018, 02:13 AM
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No, I just don't like to have people see me store plain old cardboard boxes.

Is it possible that we're within 2 weeks of Christmas?
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Old 12-12-2018, 05:00 AM
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No, time reversed itself, and it's now two weeks after Christmas.

Are you sure you're a member of [group X]?
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Old 12-13-2018, 03:25 AM
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I'm not sure I'm sure but surely there must be a sure answer to that question.

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