In the heat of the moment.....

Guys: Did you ever slam into her so hard and miss the mark and bend your cock to a painful point?

Ladies: Did he ever pull all the way out and slam back at you really hard and miss any entrance available?

Damn, I hate when that happens!

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~Thomas Dewar~

Bent it but did not break it ROTFLMAO

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bent it a twice , once she was on top and i was semi hard , that hurt for days , i could not fuck for two days and on the third it was still a bit painful.

i also was fucking my girl she laying on the bed and me standing beside the bed and i slipped out and while thrusting back in i entered her ass. she screamed for murder, i did not know what happened bu she told me later, it hurt her like hell for a few days.

we were using a spermicide and as it dripped out it lubed her ass. she ruled out anal sex after that day.

that it ain't ---- it's the taint....

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Yikes! Oh I can feel the pain now!

And LOL@Cheyanne.......the taint can be so versitile! Slam it with a rock hard one and peel me off the ceiling..........but then the make-up kiss (kissin and lickin the boo-boo) can be so rewarding! I'm such a fickle creature!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... yeah.................

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

I dont know if I am weird or not (since I havnt had the adventure of playing with other cocks) but when mine is hard and bends down, I can pop it like a knuckle...scared the crap out of my wife the 1st time she was giving me a blow job and bent it down.

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Oh! Weeeeeeeee! A doubled jointed cock! Lemme see!

And, um.....skip? You didn't answer the question!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

GTTS!

(Got That Tee Shirt)............ a couple time


Once to the point that even after correcting the situation, it was only a few seconds before everything came to a full STOP!

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EEEK! Dead in the water even, PF? Oh My!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

*L* my cock is to hard to bend...................it might brake !!!!!

ouch

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Commando

"Getting Home from Work"

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Time for a Trim.....You Think?

Another Teasing Cock Thread

*Amusing Myself*

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hello Ladies

It's me again *wink*

Slow Ride....In the House

71/2" in Alabama

The Slow Ride is Back!

*crosses her legs* yep yep been there done that!

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Yep done that a couple of times in the heat of passion, but what hurts us I guys more is when we get our balls crushed between us. That’s pianfull.

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Mind what poeple do not only what they say, for deeds will betray a lie.
Terry Goodkind, Wizzards Fifth Rule

There are two things a real man likes--danger and play;and he likes woman because she is the most dangerous of playthings.
Nietzsche


Monogamy does not have to mean Monotony

I've had more disasters than I care to remember! LMAO

The worst one (for him, not for me) was with my ex. We were doing it doggy style and as I came, I pushed back against him, my muscles squeezing too tight and his foreskin was pushed back too far the skin split. He screamed in agony and I actually made him bleed! I've since learned that his foreskin did not travel back very far compared with other guys so hopefully that won't happen again!

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