Picked this up somewhere.....

Astrologically speaking if you are an:


Aries
> > > Your kisses are quick and passionate fits of
> > > lustful pleasure that
> > > are there and then gone.
> > >
Taurus
> > > Your kisses linger; they are deliberate,
> > > heartfelt and they can go
> > > on and on and on.
> > >
Gemini
> > > Your kisses are interrupted by spasms of
> > > giggles, smiles and funny
> > > observations.
> > >
Cancer
> > > Your kisses are warm and tender, and you never
> > > want to let them go.
> > >
Leo
> > > Your kisses are wild and uninhibited, biting and
> > > clawing;
> > > you expect applause for your performance.
> > >
Virgo
> > > Your ki! sses are so subtle and tidy, your lover
> > > only notices them
> > > once you've finished.
> > >
Libra
> > > You're too busy worrying about your breath to
> > > really get into your
> > > kisses.
> > >
Scorpio
> > > You skip the kiss and get straight to whatever
> > > comes next for you.
> > >
Sagittarius
> > > Your kisses are surprising, spontaneous affairs
> > > that leave the
> > > kissed wanting more.
> > >
Capricorn
> > > Your kisses are intense moments of sublime
> > > relief from the stress
> > > of your day.
> > >
Aquarius
> > > Your kisses are wet and messy, and you tend to
> > > keep your eyes open.
> > >
Pisces
> > > Your kisses are starry-eyed, amorous and
> > > long-lasting.


How did you fare?

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Foreplay by the Signs

Aries doesn't have time for foreplay.

Taurus keeps going and going and going...

Gemini wants a menage a trois.

Cancer likes it in the hot tub.

Leo buys costumes.

Virgo showers before, during and after.

Libra can't decide whether they want it or not.

Scorpio wants it all day, every day.

Sagittarius does it under the stars.

Capricorn prefers to be on top.

Aquarius likes crowds.

Pisces swoons over the poetry of the act.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Pick-up Lines By The Signs


Aries I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler?

Taurus I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

Gemini Do you have any overdue library books? 'Cause you've got the word "fine" written all over.

Cancer Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person I'm going to marry.

Leo Is it hot in here, or is it just me?

Virgo Baby, you must be a broom, 'cause you just swept me off my feet.

Libra If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd be walking through my garden forever.

Scorpio Your place or mine?

Sagittarius Hi, I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life. Can I interview you?

Capricorn Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

Aquarius You're hot. You must be the reason for global warming.

Pisces Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

I am a gemini/cancer cusp.. I sit on the fence sorta speak.. and I would say that the above actually fit me pretty well..

"Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
Just bend over and I'll look."

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"Baby, you must be a broom, 'cause you just swept me off my feet."

I am a Scorpio/Sagitarius cusp.... LOL I usually pick the one I like the best of the two.

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I am a Virgo...and personally speaking those are WAY off hehe...my kisses are definitely noticable...as for showering before, during and after foreplay ROFL wtf is that all about?

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I am Pisces with noticeable Aquarian tendencies....

Yep! It's about right! Cept for the crowd thing........yuck!

Hubby is Aries and LMAO to the foreplay thing! He usually says that about me!

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~Thomas Dewar~

Well depends on what astrologer you read what I am (some have small variations in dates) but I consider myself Scorpio and it fits pretty well.

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

taurus....................always told I'm so full of bull too!
LOL

Sagittarius` Most are true but I dunno about the pick up line...

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My Capricornian pick-up line was pretty corny but I do like being on top!

I'm a Taurus he's a Gemini - no wonder we're so damned happy!

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Look pretty accurate from here

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