Really.... I was only joking around... I made it up and was giggling as I was typing...

CP - I thought it was funny..... that is how I was looking at it anyway....

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

YEAH!
















lmao

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As pixies comes to an end we are all being too FUCKING serious!!

I love this place, for soo many reasons. I go to wakes, not funerals. I prefer to celebrate the life, not mourn it.

Wanda
The mighty tyke dyke bitch
( I was actually called that the other night in a bar)

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"I wondered, am I a lesbian, am I straight, or bisexual? Then I realized that I am just a slut.
So where's MY parade?"

---Margaret Cho

I've never fucked anyone named Serious. Can you introduce me? Does she have a sister?

SERIOUS...........................Awwwwww BS............You know what they say if you can't take a Joke right?

I could careless....................Lets Have Fun .............NOW GET NAAKED.................a POOL of Jello is waiting on us. (I wish)

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I remember my father telling me, when my pet died, that it was okay for a man to cry. I have never forgotten...yes, I cry in sad movies...and at other times.

I also believe something else my father told me when I was very young....Women! Its hard to live with them, but harder to live without them!

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I love to insert it...and then let it soak.

What time do we tee off???

Damm! A pool of jello does sound fun...especially if there are good friends to enjoy it with.

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I love to insert it...and then let it soak.

What time do we tee off???

I can say truthfully that some of those apply to us.

But mostly we talk about things and decide together what should happen. Sometimes I give in, sometimes he gives in.

The delicate art of compromise!!!

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What is essential is invisible to the eye
Only with the heart can one see rightly.

As Good As It Gets - Movie monologue -


Melvin Udall (Jack Nicholson): I might be the only person on the face of the earth that knows you're the greatest woman on earth. I might be the only one who appreciates how amazing you are in every single thing that you do, and how you are with Spencer, "Spence", and in every single thought that you have, and how you say what you mean, and how you almost always mean something that's all about being straight and good. I think most people miss that about you, and I watch them, wondering how they can watch you bring their food, and clear their tables and never get that they just met the greatest woman alive. And the fact that I get it makes me feel good, about me.

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Read my lips
Watch all the words that drips
If you not care
Don’t even dare
To say what I am
Without dismiss the picture of me from the canvas

But seriously folks.There are two types of people in this world.No wait,I mean there are people who always and those who never.Or is it all people who belong to this group of people are redundant.Oh hell,why do we have to learn the same lessons over and over and over??? As I look over my shoulder,I still see that the paranoids are still after me.

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller