12-29-2003, 02:15 PM
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Squirm
This may be an odd question to ask, but when you masturbate and feel yourself reaching an orgasm, do you squirm about a bit?
I tend to.
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12-29-2003, 02:34 PM
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~*Forget Me Not*~
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Man oh man oh man.
Another masterbation question.
UkGČ is that all you think about????
There is more to life than just masterbating!!!!  
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12-29-2003, 02:37 PM
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In the other hand.............................................. ..........
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Vigil, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.
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12-29-2003, 02:39 PM
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Oops sorry.
Should it have read?
On the other hand........................................
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Vigil, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.
Madam, if you were my wife, I would take it.
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12-29-2003, 02:40 PM
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LOL@Vigil
anyhandwilldo!!!
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"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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12-29-2003, 02:41 PM
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The Winker's Song (misprint)
By Ivor Biggun
The Winker's Album (1978)
Transcribed from disc by Martin Rundkvist
My mother said that I never should
play with the naughty, rude girls in the wood.
Their giggling talk I could never understand,
and that's why I fell in love with my right hand.
And that's why
(Chorus)
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker.
and it does me good like it bloody well should.
I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker
and I'm always pulling my pud'.
I was twenty-five years old before I was kissed,
and then I found that I preferred a swift one off the wrist.
It's cheap and convenient, you can't catch VD.
It's available at any time and it's absolutely free.
And that's why
(Repeat Chorus)
Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
thank you for having me and being oh, so kind.
I've got pains in my arms and my dong is growing shorter,
My knees have turned to water, and I think I'm going blind.
I've wanked over Italy, I've wanked over Spain.
I've wanked in an omnibus, I've even had a wank in a train.
I've used a badger and a melon and a cat,
an inflatable Linda Lovelace, and a Davy Crockett hat.
And that's why
(Repeat Chorus)
Oh, Mrs Palm and your five lovely daughters,
Thank you for having me and being oh, so kind.
I've got pains in my arms and my dong is getting shorter,
My knees have turned to water, and I think I'm going blind.
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Vigil, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.
Madam, if you were my wife, I would take it.
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12-29-2003, 02:43 PM
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ROFL Diva, Booger and Vigil
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12-29-2003, 02:46 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Vigil
The Winker's Song (misprint)
By Ivor Biggun
The Winker's Album (1978)
Transcribed from disc by Martin Rundkvist
and a Davy Crockett hat.
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OMGGGGGGGGGGGG!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a hat like that..my dad gave it to me....
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!! LOL
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"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."
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12-29-2003, 02:50 PM
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My Dad used to have a Davy Crockett too ????????????????????????????????????
They must be out of fashion now that shaving is so popular!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Vigil, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.
Madam, if you were my wife, I would take it.
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12-29-2003, 02:51 PM
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I've got a skull cap though?
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Vigil, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.
Madam, if you were my wife, I would take it.
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12-29-2003, 02:56 PM
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And the apple pie from American pie.
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Half of a set :halo:
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12-29-2003, 02:59 PM
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My friend uses a sock. Ewww!
Did you ever wear a pot on your head to pretend you were Davey Crockett?
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12-29-2003, 03:01 PM
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Wool or cotton sock?
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12-29-2003, 03:01 PM
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Davey was just a nut in the trees. lol
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12-29-2003, 03:02 PM
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Yeah, Steph, I used a pot.
But everyone laughed because I forgot to take the flowers out first.
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Vigil, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.
Madam, if you were my wife, I would take it.
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