03-31-2004, 02:09 PM
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I'd rather mow the lawn than have sex with Ozzy Osbourne.
Hell, I'd rather mow the lawn than even watch his televison show!!
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03-31-2004, 02:17 PM
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Ewwww, Ozzy Osbourne.... I'm with you on that one!
I'd rather have sex with Tom Selleck than mow the lawn, tho.
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03-31-2004, 02:22 PM
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Manwhore
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Originally posted by WildIrish
Hey Aqua...to hell with lawnmowers! The cash registers are ringing! Pay per view? LMAO
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Ka-Ching!!!
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03-31-2004, 04:23 PM
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ha....Mick Jagger has someting sexy about him...I'm 19 and I feel that way lol.....and as I'm against smoking, I can only say that Ronnie (not Keith-sorry lol) is the only guy that looks awesome when he smokes...lol just had to add that
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Originally posted by IAKaraokeGirl
I have allergies--BAD allergies. I'm on five medications currently and am getting ready to start shots. I'm allergic to all trees, all outdoor molds, AND all grasses.
But I would *still* rather mow the lawn than have sex with Mick Jagger. Ewwwwww!
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03-31-2004, 04:59 PM
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I would rather mow the lawn at Buckingham Palace, Hyde Park, AND Windsor Castle with a nail clippers than even consider having sex with Laura Bush
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03-31-2004, 07:00 PM
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Re: I would rather mow the lawn.......
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Originally posted by Loulabelle
....than have sex with Brad Pitt.
Who would rather mow the lawn than have sex with?
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Oh now...i had a very very intersting dream about Mr Pitt...*LMAO*...and based on that...i'd jump his bones in a nanosecond 
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03-31-2004, 07:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by WildIrish
Hell, my wife would be willing to mow the law for a chance to see me and Brad Pitt together.
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Shit....i'll mow ya lawn ta see that!!
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03-31-2004, 07:57 PM
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I am very picky whose grass I cut.
Can it be a ride on mower, you know the kind, air con with it's
own ice-box, surround sound, 26" TV with DVD, spa on the trailer
and Lilith as the chauffer in a kinky leather cap?
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03-31-2004, 08:01 PM
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Can I wear the matching leather bustier and thigh high boots????
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03-31-2004, 08:02 PM
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Manwhore
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Only if I get to see too... 
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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.
Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien
In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these
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03-31-2004, 08:09 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Aqua
Only if I get to see too...
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03-31-2004, 08:10 PM
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03-31-2004, 08:17 PM
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Was there ever any doubt?
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03-31-2004, 08:39 PM
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03-31-2004, 08:53 PM
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They are somehow mutually incompatable?
Ooohhhhhh, the possibilities.
Lilith's School for Young Pixies.
Lawnmowing 101, with additional credit for nude edging.
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