04-03-2004, 10:20 PM
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I'd rather mow the grass than have sex with Nascar driver Ward Burton.....his voice bothers me sooo bad.
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04-04-2004, 02:13 AM
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Turn it up!
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I Fought the Lawn & the Lawn Won...
sorry, had to say it...
Yeh, I'd hafta agree about Ward Burton's voice...gives southern accents a bad rep...
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04-04-2004, 05:02 AM
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Just me.
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Originally posted by LixyChick
I'd rather cut my spleen out with a shrimp fork...and then eat it raw...and close the wound with a filthy needle soaked in bat guano and threaded with wild boars hair...than sleep with...
Osama Bin Laden or Saddam Hussein
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ROTFLMAO. Only you could come up with that. (((( HUGS )))) |
04-04-2004, 09:36 AM
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Originally posted by BlueSwede
I'd rather mow the lawn every day for the rest of my life than have sex w/President Bush.
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OOP's to late darlin' he already got you .
I don't think he's finished yet?
just don't ask for a marriage license!
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04-04-2004, 10:50 AM
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Let's have a shave party!
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I'd rather mow the lawns of all Pixie members than have sex with Maria Shriver or any of the Kennedy chicks.
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04-04-2004, 01:32 PM
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~la quelle~
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I would much rather mow the lawn than have sex with either Mel Gibson or Marlon Brando (an older Marlon Brando that is). In fact, I'll add Brad Pitt in there as well. Too scrawny for my taste.
But Hugh Dancy and Sean Astin would be my top picks for having sex on the lawn!! and leaving the mower in the garage. lol
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04-04-2004, 01:49 PM
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Can I just say I HATE mowing the lawn? But I'd much rather spend a broiling hot afternoon pushing one of those nasty, smelly, noisy machines than have sex with.....ok, how embarrased am I that I'm not thinking of someone right off the bat?
I'll vote for Tom Cruise....something snakelike about him that puts me off. Now, if the world depended on it...I think I could get over it. But if all we're talking is lawn mowing....yeah, I think I'd rather get the sun.  |
04-04-2004, 02:34 PM
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LOL - I know what you mean about Tom Cruise - in 'Eyes Wide Shut' he just reminded me so much of my dad, I squirmed the whole way through it!
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12-20-2008, 08:40 AM
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I would rather mow the lawn than have sex with Sarah Jessica Parker. Just not my type.
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12-20-2008, 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted by silentsoul
I know this has nothing to do with this but we just got one of those $1299 Troy Built Bronco Lawn Mower and it kicks ass. I turn the wheel all the way to the side and the back wheel barely moves. It is by far the tightest turning lawn mower I'ver ever encountered. Plus it's got cruise control, with our yard it's not very useful but ms. ss's car doesn't even have cruise[that works]. But this is a big thing because our yard is set up like:
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well crap, my little picture is messed up so it's basically two rectagles with this first having the long part go up and down and the second rectangler being right next to that with the long part going left and right, you're intelligent people I'm sure you can get my point that it's a big freaking yard
part A is approx 90' x 225' and part B is 120' x 200' and for the past several years it has been mowed with a push mower. The only help I had was occassionally my mom who has a tumor the size of a childs basketball in her thigh and my wife who's work schedule kept her unable to help for the most part
BUT NOW I CAN SIT MY LAZY ASS DOWN AND MOW THE LAWN JUST BY STEERING!!!! YAY!!!!!!
And now back to your regularly scheduled program
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Hint:Along with my Simplicity Broodmower,I also have a Bronco(Troybilt)The hint is that if you dissconnect the safty wire that stalls the engine,when you
backup,with the cutting blades engaged)you can also cut,while backing up,
without it stalling!Just remember to hook it back up before having warranty
work done,to avoid voiding your warranty! Irish 
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12-23-2008, 01:20 AM
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I would rather mow the lawn than have sex with Perez Hilton...that girl bugs me.
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12-23-2008, 03:21 AM
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As much as I'd love to share a hot lady with you ^^^ I would have to help you throw that air-head ditz overboard instead.
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12-23-2008, 10:23 PM
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The only way I'd have sex with Brad Pitt is if I was on acid and some really good pot..and I wouldn't touch acid with a ten foot pole, so that's out of the question lol.
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01-09-2009, 10:43 PM
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I'd rather mow the lawn than have sex with Tom Cruise
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01-10-2009, 10:40 AM
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I'd rather mow the lawn than have sex with Nancy Pelosi or Diane Feinstein. They just piss me off.
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