I don't understand you guys. Everyone knows when you have an embarassing boner, you just tuck it up in your drawstring. The speedo guy I feel bad for, but the rest of those were easily avoided situations. I thought that was common knowledge.
8-)

Took the wife and kids to an indoor water park in the Wis Dells. Met the in laws and their kids.

So their I am, in the water park and noticing lots of Mom's and teen age gals in bikini's....not a lot of places to hide, as I was in the kiddie/zero depth end at the time... Very, very happy to be there....that was awkward....Kind of had to lean up to a big column and sort of look casual...but then of course you know that is why you are there and it doesn't help, it makes it worse! Eventually I calmed down (think I started signing Barney songs in my head to distract myself).

I would say probably when i was in spencers. I was still dating the ex and as we were walking through there she was leading me through the store by my dick. LOL once we left the store and were back in the mall it was kinda in view. Thank god for baggie cargo pants.

Ok, It says guys only......but honestly, do you guys really get them that easy by just seeing someone pretty at the store??

That's way cool!!!!

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Absolutely! IWM

MEHO..........When my gf and I first started dating we went to a bar her brother worked at for drinks.Anyway,we were both drunk and later in the evening she was sitting on my lap and we were kissing passionately as if no one else were there.As we started to leave I realized I was "bulging",and had to walk from the back of the bar thru the crowd at the bar to get to the front door!!!That was ten years ago........it was embarrassing but it also was the first time we had sex together!

i was playing in a tennis tournament my senior year and my then g/f was "showing" off for me during warm up and i was wearing boxers at them time. When i stood up, she started laughing and yeah, i was pretty red (it wasn't the sun either :P)

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Who is the happier man, he who has braved the storm of life and lived, or he who has stayed securely on shore and merely existed?--Hunter S. Thompson

When my boyfriend and I used to make out on the couch (or anywhere else), as long as we were kissing his erection would stick up through his pants,and if we kissed for a while the pre-cum would start to soak through his pants. This would even happen if we were kissing in the car, etc. Sometimes we would walk into a store and he would have this big spot of pre come on the front of his pants, and he would try to cover it up by pulling his shirttail over it. The instant we started to kiss he would get hard. I finally would just pull his pants down if we were in private and rub that soft area right under the head of his penis, and he would let out this enormous load of spunk into my hand-that way he wouldn't be just perpetually hard. Sometimes he would even get hard just holding my hand-he was really sensitive.

Awards ceremony in the gymnasium with parents present, etc. The "ebb and flow" of spontaneous erections in high school was the big reason I wore my shirts untucked.

When my name was called for academic achievement, someone in the crowd yelled, "Tuck your shirt in!"

...Not a chance....

You mean it's supposed to get hard?

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Come play with me.

I was caught in the headlights of car one night after skinny dipping

When I was in my early teens and the hormones were just beginning to surge, it seemed I was getting an erection all the freakin time. The worst place was in church. My mother was very religious so we had to go every week without fail. At least as an alter boy I had robes on to cover it up but I had to drop out of the choir because I couldn't stand up in front of everyone like that. Thank god I found a girlfriend a couple of years later who was more than happy to help me out whenever the need arose.

High school. I always got a hard on two minutes before the end of first period. It would grow down the leg of my jeans and I couldn't stand up afterwards. Every morning I'd walk hunched over.

One morning it angled up so standing was no problem but "the tent" was clearly visible. I held my books in front and walked into a hall packed with people. I mean PACKED!

A girl (over the top babe!) was crushed into me by the crowd. My books brushed aside and my penis got her right in the ass. She thought I'd grabbed her butt. She turned, very angry, and noticed my hard-on.

She smiled big and walked away. That smile... I still remember it.

Years ago when I was in the canadian army. I was dating another infantry private. We were in the back of an armoured personnel carrier...her riding me...the driver fell asleep and went off the road down a lil ravine and came to a stop when he smashed into a massive maple tree..her and I were knocked out cold as we bounced off the armoured walls...so as the rescue vehicles arrived and opened up the hatch...all they saw were two pantless bodies..hahaha..we were bugged for months! It was having a grey wool blanket thrown over it so they didnt have to stare at it lol. Good times..Good times!

When I was young, I once had an erection...


from grade 4 to grade 10.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

They say on the Viagra commercials that if it goes longer than 4 hours, you should see a doctor.

PS -- I asked a Dr friend of mine why that was, and she said that you can actually get gangrene in your penis if it's erect too long.

(damn I miss the yikes smilie!)

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney