03-01-2006, 04:28 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Originally Posted by osuche
They say on the Viagra commercials that if it goes longer than 4 hours, you should see a doctor.
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I was an Army brat...whenever I went to the doctor, they didn't ask and I didn't tell. lmfao
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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.
For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.
Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.
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03-01-2006, 05:10 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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Originally Posted by osuche
They say on the Viagra commercials that if it goes longer than 4 hours, you should see a doctor.
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DR. Lilith reporting for the first shift  |
03-01-2006, 05:21 PM
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Pixies Flirt
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DR Lil,
Please report to the U.S.S. Neverport- STAT
That's the ship I was on during my stint in the navy, and trust me...you could get a hard-on that would last for a month just from walking in front of a desk fan, after you've been at see for 6-8 months at a time.
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03-01-2006, 10:35 PM
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Banned
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Originally Posted by platinum
her riding me
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Her riding you made it how far north? |
03-02-2006, 08:40 AM
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Registered User
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????
I dont get ya.
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03-02-2006, 08:51 AM
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Banned
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Originally Posted by platinum
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I dont get ya.
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Yeah, I should have worded it better. Because of your size, she was in Nunavut if she was on top . . . nah, it still sounds weird.
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03-02-2006, 09:50 AM
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gurly gurl
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Originally Posted by Steph
Yeah, I should have worded it better. Because of your size, she was in Nunavut if she was on top . . . nah, it still sounds weird.
That joke bombed!
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heheheh I got ya Steph.... lol
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03-02-2006, 10:24 AM
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I'm just lucky my cock wasn't torn off when we hit lol!!
Yep it
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03-02-2006, 10:41 AM
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Not there yet.....
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Originally Posted by Steph
Yeah, I should have worded it better. Because of your size, she was in Nunavut if she was on top . . . nah, it still sounds weird.
That joke bombed!
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I had to Google Nunavut!!!!!!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... now i get it!!!! HAHAHAHA  |
01-16-2012, 08:33 PM
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Learning to talk sexy
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bumpity bumpity bump bump .... ummmmm .... grind!  love this thread, must have missed it the first time around! |
01-19-2012, 01:45 PM
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Not there yet.....
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MOST embarrassing?
The one I lost!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  |
01-19-2012, 01:49 PM
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Not there yet.....
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MOST embarrassing?
The one I lost!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Next most embarrassing............. when I suddenly realized WHY she was slowly rubbing her cute little ass across my crotch as we danced! |
01-20-2012, 09:48 AM
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I guess I'll add mine.......
My junior year of high school, 2nd period geometry class, and I was in my JROTC uniform that required slacks.....so of course I get called to the front of the classroom to collect a test when something else is at full attention and no where to hide.
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07-14-2012, 12:22 PM
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unregistered mutt. woof!
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in boys shower Hi skool gym class. an older boy just stared at me then pointed at his soft cock which was hanging down and was massively larger than my erect little boyness.
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07-16-2012, 05:40 PM
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Member of weird club
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I the military, and one of the female drill sergeants saw one of my buttons hadn't stayed buttoned on my bdu pants. So she cut if off. Well I stood at attention. In more than one way. LOL
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