08-20-2005, 01:43 PM
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A dairy farmer getting rejected and then coming back the following day in drag.
This is so f'n bad. But there are some good ones in there like the 16 year old kid with the voice of a pro already
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08-20-2005, 08:42 PM
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Insatiable
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For the 10,000th time, Animal House
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08-20-2005, 08:43 PM
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~*Geeky Girl*~
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A woman who saw my license plate in the parking lot (that would be "pah-king lot" here) at Target and wanted to know if I was headed back to Iowa. :grin:
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08-20-2005, 08:49 PM
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pixie of the wood
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murphy's law
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08-20-2005, 08:50 PM
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A telephone conversation with my sister. 
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08-20-2005, 08:56 PM
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Insatiable
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A funny joke from my brother.
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08-20-2005, 09:02 PM
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Loungin' Around
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My Econ prof's bad jokes about elasticity
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08-20-2005, 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted by IAKaraokeGirl
A woman who saw my license plate in the parking lot (that would be "pah-king lot" here) at Target and wanted to know if I was headed back to Iowa. :grin:
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You have to expect that when you 'pahk ua kah' in the lots around there. 
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08-22-2005, 04:50 PM
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~*Geeky Girl*~
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Being compared to beefy nachos with all the trimings.
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08-23-2005, 12:52 PM
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A couple of posts I have read today. If you need a smile then go to pixies. |
08-23-2005, 01:49 PM
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is not this trim anymore!
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Fish Hash :grin:
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08-23-2005, 04:41 PM
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A phone call made on the drive home to someone I've missed.
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08-23-2005, 04:55 PM
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pixie of the wood
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a crazy co-inky-dink
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08-23-2005, 04:57 PM
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The fact that wyndhy said "co-inky-dink"
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08-23-2005, 04:58 PM
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pixie of the wood
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thinking it's really cause i don't know how to spell it the right way  |
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