Spasm Cavern.

Beared Clam.

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Half of a set :halo:

I heard this one from a co-worker once, she said she was getting her noo noo waxed... I bout wet my pants, it cracked me up.

Vaginal lubrication... my guy lots of times calls it gravy, and I sometimes call it flute-lube

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Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man, love to forgive him, and patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN


It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst.
~Tom Stoppard~


It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.
~George Burns~


As bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
~A. DiFranco~

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Always works the other way for me!

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Enjoy yourself!
Enjoy me!

Behind me is a Woman rolling her eye's!

The only opinion about me that matters is the one I have of myself

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You put it in hard. It comes out soft. Sounds like a softener to me!

A good place to eat.

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If it wasn't for pickpockets,
I 'd have no sex life at all.
Rodney Dangerfield

Golden Triangle
Most intimate of areas
Hoo-Hoo
Cunny
Esmerelda...don't ask ha ha

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Cunny, cumbucket, jizzpot

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours

There's a rugby song in the UK that calls it a Dicky Dido...
"The hairs on her dicky dido went down to her knees..."!!!!!

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Please tell me what you think to my stories. Tell me what they did for you... that should be a real turn on!! Feel free to chat to me if I'm online...

Or... I once heard it called a "gristle gripper"!!

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Please tell me what you think to my stories. Tell me what they did for you... that should be a real turn on!! Feel free to chat to me if I'm online...

Cum Dumpster

By the way, someone wanted to know what "Tant" is. If it's what I think you mean, I've heard it called "taint" and it's actually a male anatomical part. It's that useless bit of flesh between your scrotum and your butthole. It "taint" your ass and it "taint" your balls.

Only useless if you've not had it licked

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Lilith, I stand corrected! Unfortunately, I've never had the pleasure of experiencing such a lick.

corn beef curtins
Neden
vitical smile
Drop Tank

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Have You Ever Had A Juggalo Between Your Thighs

love hole
tunnel of love


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(i hate the word fanny - its a childish word and sound kinda dumb)

come on your taking the piss now !Surely your naking some of these names up!