OMG.........ok that got mine damp!!!!

wow - i like this thread..makes it very hard to work though.
sod work, gonna read a few of these again!!

*takes bow for thread

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"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers

"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business

"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School

*Gives great applause for the thread* …………………….. in a while ……… when I have two hands available.

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The sound of one hand clapping?

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

^^^ Very good, Mr. Cunning Linguist


I'm in a mostly off-again relationship & had some friends & friends-of-friends over last week. This quiet, well-built 50-Cent lookalike had asked me for my number but I wasn't really ready for anything but my off-again relationship wallowing.

As we danced to hip-hop in my little kitchen, I somehow found myself grinding slightly against him but danced away from him.

The party ended very shortly after that & I saw my guests down the three flights of stairs with dog in tow. The dog & I went for a quick walk & came back home.

I realized my lips were puffy & embraced my undies.

I talked to him today at work realized my legs involuntarily opened as I quickly fantasized about him.

Was he erect? Semi-erect? Either way, this will be very fun.

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Uh...YUM! ^^^^^^^^^^^

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Ditto on the yum^^^^ I wonder if my wife has ever pulled over in a secluded area and rubbed one out? I would love to hear it from her if she has

If ever there was a thread that needed , this is it.

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If you had to choose between Red Green & . . . . ah, forget it. Panties win.

He would be in heaven with Red Green in Panties. The best of both worlds. lol

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Nora Ephron

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
Barbara Bush

"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!"
Drew Carey

He's only my guru. Not my god.

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Ok this happened today..... and as soon as it did I first thought I couldn't wait to tell Mr. IWM and I couldn't wait to write about it here. (nothing TOO major)

I got to class and we had a substitute instructor. I sat down and I instantly thought this lady was soooo beautiful. I couldn't stop staring at her! If I was able to "pick" what type of girl I wanted to ever be with she didn't fall into the categories...but man!

She had the most clear skin I have ever seen, said she was 40 years old, long red hair and see-thru blue eyes, a little taller than me, so probably 5'7", perfect boobies and probably about 150 lbs.

Her lips were the most perfect lips I've ever seen. I've NEVER wanted to kiss a woman so bad. I kept thinking about it for a long time--wondering about sucking on her lip.

I just couldn't stop looking at her. I started imagining what she looked like under her clothes, I checked out her shoes....I even checked out how smooth her skin looked in her cleavage. She came up to talk to me and I couldn't even look her in the eyes. After class she walked out with me and I wanted soooo bad to comment on her beauty, but couldn't. She did tell me that my skin was really nice for 33....

But....anyway..... I felt my panties get damp...just from checking out a GIRL! That definately doesn't happen to me.

When I told Mr. IWM about it (as soon as I walked in "Hey, a girl made my panties wet today") he said "You didn't bring her home?" I said, "Nope, she would have been allll mine". HAHAHA --like she would have ever wanted me!

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I got so horny last time I flew I had to pull my panties aside under my jacket on the plane and finger myself to a quite orgasm. I was soaked when I got up to go pee afterward.

That was a week ago.

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