Well hello there alspals!

I'm so glad you were finally able to join me! I have a special treatment just for you.....come on back in this room. I think you need to have some rest in a big giant cozy bed. If you would like anything else, please just let me know. I'll be MORE than happy to assist you.

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~Tainted Love~

wow.... i love this place already. take it awa IWM... and i promise never to divulge what goes n inthe special place

of course if anyone sees tweezers and the hears screams they may make up their own minds!

/me begins to gently rub at IWM's neck and shoulders

My, my, my, dear lady you are so tense......
I hope all the pressure of running what is sure to be a very successful business isn't getting to you.

This is gonna take a loooonnnngggg time to work out.

I may have to put in overtime on my very first day!

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There's someone in my head, but it's not not me - Pink Floyd

I'm glad you like it!

Anything else you'd like to have done?

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~Tainted Love~

you're good! you can earn double time while working for me!

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~Tainted Love~

Today is "Ladies Special" !

Come on in ladies, I know you all need some down time.....let me work my hands on you and take your worries away!

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~Tainted Love~

I just scheduled a manicure and a pedicure to be all sexy for surgery only to be reminded no polish going in to surgery

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

This is the best job ever!
Who would even want to get paid when you get to work under such a great boss

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There's someone in my head, but it's not not me - Pink Floyd

What about a regular hot dog?

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

i feel really pent up like i could burst

what do you recomend for that?

Smart ass. I plan on eating a Fish burger.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Quick IWM, get treatment out for Lilliths eyes

Been a few weeks since I've been through these here parts. Driving by notices the new sign for Relaxation Spa and Resort. Thinks, "Hmmm...might be worth checking out some time."

Then notices the "IWM's" at the front of the sign...spins car around and into the parking lot. Hops out of the car and heads thru the ritzy looking doors.

"Very posh interior you have here, IWM. Oh my, and certainly a sexy clientele! You definitely have my "imagination" running wild. And yes, a glass of wine, a nice hot jacuzzi, and then a personal massage by the owner of this fine establishment would be just fine."

WOW! Love what you have done to the place IWM darling! *kiss kiss*

Now what I need today is your best Swedish boy to give me a massage. My muscles are all tense and I am desperate for some relief.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

I'd love a hot waxing...wanna be nice and smooooth all over when you're done.