08-23-2007, 08:52 AM
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Word on the street is that the PC police are insisting he change his name to Penis van Lesbian...
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08-24-2007, 05:56 AM
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not having a penis made me think i wouldnt be able to take part in this excellent thread. however, a stroke of genius led me to realise that i could compare my vibrator to the chart, and see which pornstars i can pretend to be fucked by. wahey!
its above average. waaay above 
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08-24-2007, 06:13 AM
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You know being away due to no internet sux. Anyway to add to this thread my girlfriend thinks that I don't need to compare myself to any porn star guys. So I don't, she is happy with how it works and that is all that matters. And besides comparing yourself to guys in porn can be a tad disturbing, I mean why would you compare? Afraid you don't quite measure up? Pun intended......
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08-24-2007, 01:17 PM
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not having a penis made me think i wouldnt be able to take part in this excellent thread. however, a stroke of genius led me to realise that i could compare my vibrator to the chart, and see which pornstars i can pretend to be fucked by. wahey!
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Now you have to link it Emzo :P 
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08-24-2007, 02:15 PM
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Now you have to link it Emzo :P |
And by "link" we mean "make a movie of".
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08-24-2007, 07:43 PM
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Emzo TMI lol but interesting .... sob I'm still average
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08-25-2007, 09:33 AM
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Emzo TMI lol but interesting .... sob I'm still average
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cant go wrong with average!
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And darkness overcame until she screamed alone in vain.
Oh how lovely as she gasps, yet so innocently sleeping.
Bullet to the head... soon you'll be sleeping
Pull this trigger to your antidote
She had the eyes of an angel with a heart like a traitor
We always knew you'd go up in flames
We always you'd go out with a bang
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08-25-2007, 11:16 PM
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Above average is nice too ya know.
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