08-05-2010, 01:40 PM
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Yankee in Dixie
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So just wait until about 5-15 minutes before he has to get up anyway, and go sit on his face!
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08-05-2010, 06:52 PM
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~~Kinky Bitch~~
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damnit , had company stop by! on my own again *sigh*
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08-06-2010, 09:19 AM
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Nikki what every you do set up a camera us voyeurish pervs want to see lol
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08-06-2010, 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted by nikki1979
was able to get my ass smacked with a real smack, not no puny light BS....
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08-08-2010, 12:55 PM
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LMAO!! ugh ok. pray the hang over is gone bf tonight!!! wow...i dont recover anywhere near as fast as i did .........oh man
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08-08-2010, 01:23 PM
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Originally Posted by nikki1979
...i dont recover anywhere near as fast as i did .........oh man
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LOL! Join the crowd!
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08-09-2010, 09:21 AM
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LMAO!! ugh ok. pray the hang over is gone bf tonight!!!
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I'm a Discordian. I don't pray, it's against my religion.
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08-09-2010, 09:15 PM
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the hangover wasnt gone *sniff* *sniff*
fooling around with the hubs went somthing like this ...
him-"hey baby wanna play"
me" ummmm ok..just dont make me move"
him"ok i can SO do that"
....<he gets started>.....
me"WTF YOUR MOVING ME!"
him "sigh"
me "oh just hurry the hell up...."
sexy huh???
ROFLMAO!
*sigh* and tonight , now that i feel better, im in the fucking hut!!!! seriously its only 7 months LATE! so im not to mad ...but DAMNIT!
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08-10-2010, 08:55 AM
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Sometimes you just can't win.
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08-10-2010, 10:08 PM
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~~Kinky Bitch~~
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ya but it was funny as hell anyways LOL!  at least i can find humor in it right?? RIGHT!!! |
08-13-2010, 11:07 AM
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If sex isn't funny, you're doing it wrong.
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08-13-2010, 06:26 PM
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i know right!! all the funny slappy slappy bang bang noises are bound to get a chuckle at times...and dont forget the time were were at it and FELL OFF THE DAMN BED!! (now THAT was friggin halirous)
and before him (long long ago and far away in a galaxy now known as Beforeilostmymindandbecamecelibate) the time in the park when i mistakenly SAT on a PINECONE (YEEOOOWWWCCCHHHHHH) (BUT FUNNY AS HELL)
and who could forget gettin down n dirty ...really into each other ...when WTF IS THAT???? OMG the dog let one fly!!!! had to cease and desist till the windows were open , the room aired out, and the dog evicted from the premisis untill less offensive!!! laughed so hard i cried on that one!!!
seriously tho i need to get outta the damn hut cuz i need a good "tie the nikki up and eat her till she beggs for mercy session........" RAWRRRRWWWW
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10-19-2010, 09:44 AM
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is not this trim anymore!
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If sex isn't funny, you're doing it wrong.
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Then I must be doing it DAMN right, cuz I laugh after I climax. Not to be confused with Mrs. WI...who laughs when I undress.
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10-19-2010, 12:26 PM
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Well, it would be odd to think you're going to bed with a sheep and find out he's an Irish instead. LOL.
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10-20-2010, 10:13 AM
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So, Nikki, what are your latest adventures?
(And did you get pics)?
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