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Old 03-25-2014, 01:03 PM
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Oh, I don't mind at all, could you just defenestrate yourself from the 18th floor first?

As you are getting on a hat, scarf & gloves in the middle of winter:
"Are you going out?"
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Old 03-26-2014, 04:02 AM
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No, I just wanted to get overheated.

As you go up to the store cashier with a full shopping cart she asks:

"Did you find everything you wanted?"

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"No, so I just put a bunch of stuff in the cart I didn't want so I could return it all as soon as I finish purchasing it."
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Old 03-26-2014, 07:07 AM
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"Did you forget to ask a question ?"
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Old 03-26-2014, 08:08 AM
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No, he wrote it with disappearing ink.



While I was standing on a ladder with a roller in hand she walked across the drop cloth and asked "are you painting today?"
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Old 03-27-2014, 04:18 AM
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No, I needed new carpet but it's so expensive and so I'm using a drop cloth to cover the old floor and the roller to smooth it out.

Seeing a lady walking with her dog on a leash, "Walking your dog, mamm?"
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Old 03-27-2014, 11:04 AM
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No, I left my dog at home while I kidnapped this one from my neighbor down the street.


Upon smelling & seeing smoke coming out of th toaster:
Hey, did you burn your toast?
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Old 03-28-2014, 03:19 AM
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No, the bread is taking revenge on the toaster and frying it's heating elements.

You see your neighbor walking their dog and ask, "Taking your dog for a walk?"
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Old 04-04-2014, 10:08 PM
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No, I'm bringing my cat home from his species-change operation.

Someone sees you changing a tire & asks, "Have a flat tire?"

(BTW, I used to love these in Mad Magazine...Al Jaffee was a comic genius)
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Old 04-04-2014, 10:55 PM
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no, the tires are dirty and it's time to change them



Even though your feeling fine someone asks....why do you look so unhappy?
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Old 04-05-2014, 12:00 AM
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I'm not unhappy, I'm just smiling upside down.

Carrying your umbrella on a dark and cloudy day someone asks, "Is it suppose to rain?"
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Old 04-05-2014, 08:23 AM
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No, but I'm carrying my sword umbrella because my sword cane is int he shop.

Asking of several people at a single-route bus stop:
"Has the bus come yet?"
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Old 04-05-2014, 07:15 PM
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No, but it's breathing heavy!


Why is there steam coming out of the sewers?
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Old 04-05-2014, 09:56 PM
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It's trying to get away from the awful smell (sorry, that's all I got...kind of odd question)

You walk in, dripping wet, & someone says, "Is it raining outside?"
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Old 04-06-2014, 12:05 AM
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No, I'm just perspiring a lot.

You've in a restaurant and the waitress/waiter comes to your table and asks, "May I take your order?"
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Old 04-06-2014, 08:36 AM
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Yes. 'Paint my house' ............... or bring me a hamburger & chocolate shake.



Someone walks into the room while you are sitting in front of the keyboard and looking at the monitor- "Are you on that computer again?"
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