08-23-2014, 10:00 AM
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Pixie's Resident Reptile
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Location: Central MD, USA
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Yes, it would be exceptionally helpful if you would decapitate yourself with a chainsaw.
Have you lost your mind?
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08-23-2014, 10:03 AM
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Member of weird club
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No I know where it is and it isn't mine anymore.
Are we having fun yet?
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08-23-2014, 11:58 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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I'm sorry, I can't speak for you.
Standing under a sign lit in red with the letters " E-X-I-T ", the man asks, "Do you know where the exit is?"
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08-24-2014, 07:11 AM
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Couldn't tell you.
Where is the backdoor?
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08-24-2014, 09:51 AM
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Along the front wall, of course.
Am I being paranoid?
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08-25-2014, 12:19 AM
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Nah! It's natural to want to cower in a dark corner.
To the man getting his mower out .. "Getting ready to mow the yard?"
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08-25-2014, 03:03 PM
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No dog needs a hair cut.
What's up doc?
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08-26-2014, 01:29 AM
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You noticed my erection and still don't know what it is? 
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08-26-2014, 07:38 PM
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Wanted to work in yours but can't get over the fence.
On your knees looking at the ground, "What you looking at"?
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08-26-2014, 11:44 PM
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I thought I'd lost one of my blades of grass, so I'm recounting those in my yard to see.
Your spouse/so comes into the kitchen just as you drop some bread in the toaster. "Making some toast?"
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08-27-2014, 11:41 AM
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No, I'm perfecting my bread-to-orbit launcher.
Have you changed your shirt?
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08-27-2014, 04:53 PM
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No it has always been the same shirt.
Can we please have quiet?
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08-28-2014, 02:36 AM
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We can, but only if all the noise stops.
Getting all dressed up for dinner?
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08-28-2014, 06:36 AM
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Figure they wouldn't like me nude at the restaurant.
Are you home?
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08-28-2014, 08:58 AM
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My home is the world. Get off my lawn!
After flipping the light switch several times, and still standing in darkness,
"Did the light burn out?"
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