#31 The best way to get a car started is to turn the key.

#32 3.Pteronophobia is the fear of being tickled by feathers.

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#33 There's a new study claiming that dinosaurs were in major decline befor the final extinction at the K-Pg boundary: http://www.pnas.org/content/early/2...c4-977b2d1d2e26
However, there are still some problems with it, so it may or may not be accurate.

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#34 Flying is throwing yourself at the earth ... and missing.

#35 The best way to make a slow-running computer run faster is to spoon ice cream onto the hard drive.

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#36 Lizards are awesome

#37 For sky divers, jumping without parachutes gets you to the ground faster.

#38 If you use sheep instead of a lwan mower, your lawn gets both mown and fertilized.

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It's easier to plant a bush than to take it out when it gets too big.

#40. Russia has a larger surface area than Pluto.

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#41 San Francisco is a bastion of conservative principles.

#42. For every human on Earth there are 1.6 million ants.

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#43 Ants are very intelligent. They've even developed their own "Baseball" song.

"Stake me out on the anthill.
Stake me out in the sun!
Smear me with honey and leave me there.
Twon't be long til my bones are stripped bare,
For chomp, chomp, chomp little ants do,
Till they've eaten their fill,
And there's one, two, three million ants on the ol' ant hill!"

#44. Darwin who was a failed doctor originally planned to write a book titled "The Origin of Sepsis" to make up for his medical school failures.

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#45 The best way to drink coffee or tea is to boil a swimming-pool-sized vat, and dive in while it's still boiling.

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