Not to worry, fair lady, this device is certified safe by OSHA ....

That's Oldfart & Scotz' Happyface Agency...

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If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Hmmmm....This is strange...I heard the Oldfart & Scotz Happyface Agency went into the milk crate business weeks ago!

I have a law suit filled against them for serving up creamy , sticky, milk!!

Beware of these new internet companies Lilith!!

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

Are you trying to tell me that these gentlemen may have less than philanthropic motives? Thanks for watching my back! ~~~~~~~~~~~>Lilith

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If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Thanks, Diva... years of research & development, all for the benefit of women everywhere, (and a steady supply of creamy milk for you) and this is the thanks we get! We never asked for or received a penny for anything, I mean, it's not like we're Enron...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

What about those of us that are on this ride for ladies, are we being associated directly with Oldfart and Scotz personally? I just thought it was a good idea.

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-Oliver Wendell Holmes

PR~You are known by the company you keep!


Scotz~Unlike with Enron I know we will get a fair return on our investment.

~~~~~~~~~~>Lilith

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

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"Beware how you take away hope from another human being."
-Oliver Wendell Holmes

Re: Application to the Oldfart & Scotz' Happyface Agency regarding graphic design position

Dear sirs:

It has cum... er... come to my attention that you are currently looking to fill a graphic designer... umm... to hire someone to fill a position as graphic designer for your firm. I believe that I am the perfect candidate for such a position, as my interests (both professional and personal) reflect very clearly the drives and urges... uhhh... goals and aspirations[i] of your company.

If your hard... er... [i]firm were to hire me for the aforementioned position, I would of course require in-depth familiarity with the equipment to be marketed. Before I could produce an effective illustration of your patented Slippery-Dip, I would doubtless need many long hours of practice and instruction in its use. Perhaps the Slippery-Dip itself, or at least the individuals whose tongues and other assorted... um... parts make up the ride, would be able to give me a personal tour and test run?

Looking forward to hearing from you at your earliest convenience,

--- sweetstuff,
c/o Sugarfreecandy Graphics Ltd.

Oldfart and Scotz' Happyface Agency,
69 Cunning Court,
Orgasm on Time,
Slipshire. UK


Dear M/s Sweetstuff,


re your application vis. Sugarfreecandy Graphics Ltd.

I have been in touch with this firm's solicitors, Blunder, Doddle

and Blithering. They have advised that there is no impediment

to your familiarisation tour of this equipment so long as you sign

the appropriate waiver and also don't hog the fun.

My colleague and I, in concert with the development team, will

be only too pleased to assist you in your personal in-depth

review of this exciting and vibrant experience.

Yours, etc

Thaddeus J Oldfart, director.

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Is there any openings for Head of research and development?

That "position" may be available on a trial basis.....~~~~~~~~~~~~>Lilith

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

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"Beware how you take away hope from another human being."
-Oliver Wendell Holmes

So many men with such wonderful ambitions~~~~~~~~>Lilith

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Have to obtain samples!

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