12-04-2001, 02:52 AM
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Unusually Curious
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Join Date: May 2001
Location: Queensland,Australia
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OK! here's the lot that I know...what other verses could be addapted?
Knock yourselves out
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
TWELVE TWISTED TWATS
ELEVEN ELEPTIC LEPPERS
TEN TATTERED TAMPONS
NINE KNAWED OFF NIPPLES
EIGHT ACHING ASSHOLES
SEVEN SEXY SISTERS
SIX CYPHILIPHICS
FIVE CHOIR BOOOYYYYS
FOUR FUCKED-UP MOLES
THREE FRENCH LETTERS
TWO TANGLED TESTIES and
A FORESKIN FULL OF VD
Mary Christmas and a wonderful and prosperous New Year
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Enjoy me!
Behind me is a Woman rolling her eye's!
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12-14-2001, 05:47 PM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Queensland, Australia
Posts: 106,936
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An Aussie version
On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me.
1. An emu up a gum tree.
2. Two pink galahs.
3. Three jabirus.
4. Four kookaburras.
5. Five kangaroos.
6. Six platypuses.
7. Seven koalas climbing.
8. Eight possums playing.
9. Nine wombats working.
10. Ten lizards leaping.
11. Eleven numbats nagging.
12. Twelve parrots prattling
Another version
On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me.
1. A kookaburra in a gum tree
2. Two snakes on skis
3. Three wet galahs
4. Four lyrebirds
5. Five kangaroos.
6. Six sharks a surfing
7. Seven emus laying
8. Eight dingos dancing
9. Nine crocs a snoozing
10. Ten wombats washing
11. Eleven lizards leaping
12. Twelve possums playing
Sharniqua
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12-10-2019, 05:31 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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* BUMP *
Worth looking at again at this time of year. 
Love Sharni's Aussie versions of the 12 Days of Christmas. |
12-14-2019, 03:09 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me …
a back rub from the neck down to the feet.
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12-15-2019, 11:58 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me …
Two small blue tablets
and
A back rub from the neck down to the feet.
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12-20-2019, 01:46 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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On the 3rd day of Christmas, my true love gave to me …
Three playful crotch grabs,
Two small blue tablets
and
A back rub from the neck down to the feet.
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12-21-2019, 12:16 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
Posts: 590,002
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On the 4th day of Christmas, my true love gave to me …
Four bottom pinches,
Three playful crotch grabes,
Two small blue tablets
and
A back rub from the neck down to the feet.
(Guess I skipped 3 days, so this will only be the Nine Days of Christmas.  ) |
12-27-2019, 02:24 PM
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Huggable!
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Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Northeast coast, USA
Posts: 5,055
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Bilbo, thanks for posting this way back when. Not sure if you still peek in pixies --- if so ; sending warm wishes what ever you are doing.
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