she has envisioned this moment for weeks, years, decades (time escapes me). Perpetual pleasure, what will these boys think up next........~~~~~~~~~~>Lilith

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I'm all excited now!

I love parties!! Especially for something as important and interesting as the Slippery Dip.

Mmmm, can I have more of the Chateau la Face 69 while we are waiting .............

The hostess goes dancing through the excited crowd, whispering in the ears of her guests as she passes with her tray of champagne...

Delighted you could make it, Scotz! Sorry to tear you away from your, er, 'meeting' --- but I promise this will be worth it!!! Here, follow me, perhaps you could explain the basis of this wonderful contraption to Lilith; the girl's been marvelling at it all night...

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Lilith, dear, do you realize that you're about to go down in history as the first woman ever to experience this Perpetual Pleasure!!! We're all sooooooo envious... But I'm right behind you in line! Scotz here is going to give you a personal tour to get things started, I believe, isn't that right, sir?

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Xanne, great to see you! The party's just getting going, now that the dignitaries have finished their speeches. While you're waiting your turn for the Slippery-Dip, I'm positive that OldFart would be delighted to share a bottle or two of that Chateau le Face '69 with you --- look, he's hovering over the case of it over at the bar, waiting for someone to come along and give him an excuse to have a glass or three... Here, let me introduce you, if you haven't already met...

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OldFart, dahhhling, this is a simply smashing invention. Come, pour a glass of your ClF '69 for Xanne here, she's looking absolutely scrumptious in her heels (and nothing else) and she's looking for a gentleman to introduce her to the delights of this vintage wine. I think you're just the chap to do it!

Of course, since Miz Lil has taken the position of Straw Boss & rode herd on me to finish the device, she certainly gets 1st in line to test the mechanism... this way, my dear Lady...

BTW, before we begin, Xanne (and anyone else wearing them) must remove her heels before entering the ride, fetching as she is in them... they may damage critical parts of the machinery, wouldn't want that to happen & spoil the ride... (speaking of which, does anybody know why porn actors/actresses never take off their shoes? One of the great Mysteries of Life I wonder about...)

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Hooray! We have approval from quality control! Is there anyone else whose department needs to approve this slide before we start? If so, speak up... If not, then everyone take your spots and let's get ready to have fun!!!!

Safety checklist:

Has everyone removed their shoes and any other potentially damaging implements? ... Check!

Has everyone read and understood the liability waiver? ... Aw heck, who cares about this legal mumbo-jumbo, I'll check that off anyway!

Is everyone sufficiently lubricated? And is the vat of Butterscotch Schnapps in position at the top of the Infinite Staircase and ready to be turned on in case we need extra lube? ... Check! *slurp* Check again!

Is everyone excited? ... Yeah, baby, yeah! Check!

In that case, OldFart and Scotz can come right over here and cut the big red ribbon, and then Lilith can become the first woman ever to experience Perpetual Pleasure!!!!!!!!!!

She begins to ascend the soon to be infamous device, first cimbing over Lady Pleaser, who deviously chose the bottom step, passing Prophet, then Nutworld, Aquaman is next, pantyfanatic waits next, Scotz and OldFart have chosen a centralized position in order to keep things running slick. As she ascends she notices that more and more of the lovely Pixie's Men (your name enters here )are taking their place at the top of this seemngly never ending pleasure toy. There are so many wonderful men waiting for the adventure to begin. Lilith figures she will soon be very *personally* introduced to all of these men who have kept her stimulated and in suspense for so long. She wonders if such a glorious climax to her secret desires is really possible and considers backing out for fear that all other sexual encounters from here on will simply pale by comparison. But not being one to turn away from an adventure Lilith stands atop the device and makes the speech(like the 1st astronaut on the moon)," This is one small lick for women and one perpetual orgasm for womenkind, thank you!" and she dives headfirst into the ams of the first awaiting gentleman, and so history begins...................
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!,u uuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,oh God yes Oh God, yes yes yes yes yes, ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo yes!, a little to the left, oh yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss, more more more, oh yes harder, mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm just like that, hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, slurp slurp slurp, ooooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!, ooooooooooooooooooooo, long chains of barely audible groans,yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes................
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~~~~~~~~~~>Lilith

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As Lilith has (slurp) climbed abour the Slipper-Dip it is now time to let the fun begin.

Ladies and gentlemen

Let the games begin.

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"Me next, me next, ME NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

As I clamber over Lilith on my way to the top of the Infinite Staircase, I pause for a brief moment to ask her "Was it really that good?" --- but there's no response. She's obviously still caught in the throes of Perpetual Pleasure! This makes me all the more eager to try this out for myself, so up the stairs I run, past all of my favourite Pixies' men (and some favourite Pixies' women as well, I might add)! I get to the top, check quickly for safety, and then yell at the top of my lungs:

"Anchors aweigh!!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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When I finally reach the bottom of the Great Pixies' Chain of Pleasure, in a state of absolute rapture the likes of which I have never before experienced, I collapse in a delightfully satiated heap just below Lilith on the stairs. My head lolls backwards, my tongue hangs from my open mouth, and my legs sprawl.

I'm too far gone to think at this point, but sometime later it will occur to me that I've just discovered an unexpected benefit to this design --- the pleasure itself that one experiences during the ride prompts one to assume the perfect position for future sliders at the end of it! The next slider can cum down even before I finish my orgasm, because I'm already in the correct slide formation! (That OldFart's a genius, I tell you!)

But it'll be another hour or two before I regain my logical function --- meanwhile, I lie back in utter delight, and wait for the next slider....... Whoever it will be.........................

Confession time.

I have for some time now been channelling M C Escher and

MC always wished for the logical conclusion to his drawing

"Relativity".

Pixies and the SOFA have given this to him.

Relativity depicts staircases which are always downhill

and a fully subscribed Escher-SOFA means that one slides

around the slide until active intervention removes you.

SFC, I need thoughts on a removal device which won't

interrupt the flow.

We also have a chance to find the answer to the oldest riddle

in erotica, "What does a woman do after a 24hour orgasm?"

While we need to work the kinks out of the Mark1 before

we proceed to the Mark2(E-S), input is required in this heroic

undertaking.

MC thinks so too.

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That's odd, OF, I've been having distinctly Escherian impulses as well as I've worked on the prototype... Are you by any chance channelling him to me?


While I can't imagine ever wanting to be removed from this marvellous contraption, I think the best option would be to have a flexible staircase. If a participant wished for whatever delusional reason to leave the slide, the staircase could lower him or her to the ground, folding in such a way that the participants on either side would be brought together. This would allow for uninterrupted flow, which I agree must be our primary goal. I obviously need to work on a functional design for this, but picture a ribbon being folded, with a hanging loop. The participant who wants to leave is lowered in that loop.

Alternatively, the removal device could take the form of the ROTFLMAO High-Performance Italian Sportscar that Aquaman suggested earlier.


Ummmmm....... Still researching this. It hasn't been 24 hours yet since I slid... But I'll be able to tell you soon!


Agreed. Apparently Freud thinks so as well. See my comments in the LOM's Double-Dog-Dared thread --- I think that we need to explore the possibilities of a Freudian Slip-pery Dip in conjunction with our work on the Mark2(E-S). The possibilities are quite literally endless... For which I am eternally grateful!

--- sweetstuff

SFC.

I have been thinking of your channel for ages.

The extraction device I have been loath to mention, as it

carries elements of crass commercialism, is taken

from the new Bond movie "The Spy who Fucked my Brains Out

and Threw me on the SOFA".

In Bond's new car, a ROTFLMAO 2500, he eludes a persistant

SMERSH assassin intent on sucking him to death by means

of Q's last great invention, the ejection tongue.

Sorry.

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