Actually witnessed at a club:

A guy pulled the tag out of this girl's shirt, and when she inquired what he was doing he said, "I was just seeing if you were made in heaven."

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Nubian

I need to chat with these friends of yours Nubian

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

He, he, he! Must have been something in the water that night

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Nubian

1: Lets do some math, we can add the bed, subtract our clothes, devide your legs and multiply

2: Nice shoes.....wanna F***

3: Let's play war....ill lay down and you can blow the hell out of me

but they are oh sooooo funny~ now I know why I suck at Math

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

My face leaves at 10, be on it!

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

How about dinner and sex? No? Not hungry?

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

It's not raining, heaven's crying for surely it's missing it's

most beautiful angel.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Lets play carvival: You sit on my face and I'll guess your weight!

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Luv2please

Has anybody besides me noticed that Nubian&oldfart; know an
awful lot of these?Something must be drawn from this.Maybe they
used most of them.Otherwise;why would they know so many.Old
fart might have learned them over the years but I don't think that
Nubian is that old.Over sexed and undernourished maybe! Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

I think I would have gone home with you anyway because you would have made me laugh so hard!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Definitely oversexed. And, wrt your inference, let's just say I was once young, foolish, and desperate (I was always being told my the ladies that I was just too nice for boyfriend material)

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Nubian

I seem to have misplaced my number. Can I have yours?

and

I'm sorry, were you talking to me??? No, then please start.

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Nubian

This one has many variations:

Excuse me, are those Spacepants your wearing? Cause your ass is outta this world!

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Nubian

Nubian---Telling you that you're to nice is just a womans way of
saying "No!"and putting you off without hurting your feelings yet
keeping you for a friend&protector. Irish
P.S.I hope that you know that I am kidding!

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)