I can slow dance and I am fairly good at naughty dancing but other than that I just fake it ..... hell who cares what you look like just as long as you have fun

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Would you cater to every fantasy I've got? Would you hose me down with holy water if I get to hot? Can you take me places I've never known?

Sucks, Fucks & Kisses

that's what i say vampeyes

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"I am so smart! S-M-R-T!" - Homer Simpson

The sun is gone, but I have a light - Kurt Cobain

~I love Nikki~

Love to dance!!!

Especially like Ballroom dancing!! Now if I can only find a man to take me dancing!!!






Up with the petit coat
Down with the pants..
In with the pecker
Everybody dance!!!!

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*Diva*



"Never shall I forget the time I spent with you. Please
continue to be my friend, as you will always find me yours."
Ludwig van Beethoven (1770-1827)

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

Diva,
ask Murphy....he dances reeeeealllllll good!!!
He's dreeeaaammy!!!

I don't mind if you borrow him.......just give him back when you're finished.....please!!!

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety" Benjamin Franklin
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My Stories:
Dream Date
Just Desserts
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 1
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 2
Internet Lovers Meet - Part 3
RAVISHED!!
My Birthday - A Fantasy

*Bows to Sugarsprinkles* I'm only as good as m partner.
*Bows to Diva, Takes her hand and kisses it* I would be honored, m'Lady.

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"Quando Flunkus Moritatii" (I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess.) - the Red Green Show



The best thing about taking a vacation, is all the heartfelt huggs received upon your return. - Murphy

"The more you love, the more you CAN love. There's no limit to how much you can love - or how many" Lazarus Long in "Time Enough for Love" - Robert A. Heinlein

I can't dance worth a darn.

It hasn't stopped me from embarassing myself a few times though.

Even did it at work a couple of weeks ago when a good song came on.

I was told that I MUST have been on "crack"..and they all wondered where I got it from..and why I didnt share.

You must have been on "crack" AND you didn't SHARE?

You SELFISH BASTARD!



And you also say "I can't dance worth a darn."


Ladies and gentlemen, I have found my dance partner.

Let's plow baybee...........friggin ey, we look goofy out on the dance floor! ROTFLMAOAPMP!!!


*that would be rollingonthefloorlaughingmyassoffANDpeeingmypants*

Nope can't dance for peanuts, but ceilidhs are good fun...'cause you're usually so far gone, or in amongst people that are so far gone, following all the steps doesn't matter.

Which is just as well when it is "Strip the Willow"

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